It seems SharpLink Gaming, bless their commercially-minded hearts, has decided that Ether is quite the thing. They’ve acquired another 77,210 of the stuff – a mere $295 million, naturally – proving that some people still have money to burn, even in this thoroughly modern age. One does wonder what they intend to do with it all. Perhaps build a digital folly? 💸
This single purchase, you see, rather impertinently exceeds the entire network’s issuance for the last month. 72,795 ETH, you say? How dreadfully provincial! They’ve promptly staked it, of course, to earn…rewards. Oh, the pursuit of profit! One shudders to think of the vulgarity of it all.
Now, their total holdings exceed 438,000 ETH, a sum exceeding $1.69 billion. Really, it’s becoming positively vulgar. One begins to suspect they’re trying to corner the market, but then again, what else would one expect from those engaged in…gaming? 🙄
They are, it appears, second only to Bitmine Immersion Tech, whose holdings are an even more astounding $2 billion-plus. One imagines a panelled study filled with servers humming away – quite lacking in aesthetic appeal, I assure you.
“Banks close on weekends. Ethereum runs 24/7,” they announced, with the gravitas one usually reserves for pronouncements on the decline of Western Civilization. An astute observation, certainly, though hardly original.
And as if to confirm the sheer audacity of their ambition, they’re attempting to raise $6 billion – to buy more Ether, naturally. The sheer extravagance! It’s almost…fascinating. One assumes they’ll need a larger vault. Or perhaps a small country. 💰
Talent Acquisition Spree
They’ve secured Mr. Joseph Chalom from BlackRock, a firm whose very name evokes whispers of respectability and, let us be honest, prodigious wealth. He’s to shape their global strategy, which I presume involves acquiring even *more* digital tokens. How thrilling.
And, in a move that could only be described as delightfully eccentric, they’ve nominated Joseph Lubin of Consensys as their chairman. One expects lively board meetings, filled with pronouncements on the future of decentralization and, undoubtedly, ample champagne. 🥂
Ether Supply Shock
Apparently, all this corporate enthusiasm for ETH might result in a…shortage. Imagine! A shortage of something no one actually needs. It’s the height of irony, really. This might, theoretically, push up the price. One suspects someone, somewhere, is already rubbing their hands with glee.
BitMine, ever the ambitious one, seeks to hold 5% of *all* Ether. Six million Ether, worth an astonishing $23 billion! One wonders if they have considered the artistic possibilities. A digital mosaic, perhaps?
Currently, corporations and ETFs are hoarding 6.73% of all Ether – over $31 billion worth. It appears, my dears, that we are witnessing not an evolution of finance, but a rather extravagant game of digital acquisition. It’s all dreadfully amusing, isn’t it? 😂
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