Sequans Gobbles Up 755 More Bitcoins โ€“ Now Sitting on a Crypto Fortune! ๐Ÿค‘

Ah, the marvellous world of money-grabbing and digital doodads! ๐ŸŒŸ Sequans Communications, that clever little semiconductor scamp from Paris, has gone and done it again! Theyโ€™ve snaffled up a whopping 755 Bitcoins, splurging a cool $88.5 million, or roughly $117,296 per coin. (Thatโ€™s more than most of us spend on a lifetime supply of chocolate!) ๐Ÿซ

With this cheeky little purchase, their Bitcoin stash now balloons to a staggering 3,072 BTC, valued at over $358 million. Blimey, thatโ€™s enough to make even the richest of witches cackle with envy! ๐Ÿง™โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฐ

Using their recent equity proceeds like a kid in a candy shop, Sequans is doubling down on their treasury strategy, cementing their spot as one of Europeโ€™s top corporate Bitcoin hoarders. Who needs gold when youโ€™ve got digital gold, eh? โœจ

So, hats off to Sequans for playing the crypto game like a true Dahlian hero โ€“ bold, a bit bonkers, and utterly brilliant! ๐ŸŽฉ๐Ÿš€

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2025-07-28 14:51