Jim Cramer, that illustrious TV oracle and self-proclaimed Bitcoin skeptic, has done the unthinkable: he’s thrown his hat into the ring for the digital coin, declaring it a “hedge against the U.S. budget deficit.” One might say it’s as surprising as a cat wearing a top hat—unusual, but not entirely impossible. 🧙♂️💸
Jim Cramer acknowledges Bitcoin as hedge
Cramer, with the gravitas of a man who’s seen too many stock tips go up in smoke, declared that “Bitcoin is a hedge against the U.S. becoming ‘Weimer Germany.’” One wonders if he’s been reading the same headlines as the rest of us, or if he’s been secretly sipping from the well of economic despair. 🤯
According to Cramer, an unnamed worker, five years ago, took his paycheck and tossed it into the Bitcoin ether—back when it was cheaper than a loaf of bread. Now, that worker’s living like a king, sipping champagne while the rest of us sip lukewarm coffee. 🍞🚀
JUST IN: JIM CRAMER JUST SAID LIVE ON CNBC TODAY THAT #BITCOIN IS A HEDGE AGAINST THE US BECOMING “WEIMER GERMANY”
THIS IS ABSOLUTELY WILD 🔥
— The Bitcoin Historian (@pete_rizzo_) July 29, 2025
Cramer’s newfound love for Bitcoin is as rare as a goldfish with a PhD in economics. One might suspect he’s been bribed by a crypto bro with a wallet full of $50 bills. 💸
Whether Cramer’s shift is a genuine epiphany or a calculated move to ride the wave of institutional hype, only time will tell. But mark my words, if this is a sign of the times, the world’s about to get a lot more chaotic. 🌍🌀
As for the “Jim Cramer Effect,” some say it’s a blessing, others a curse. Either way, Bitcoin’s price dropped like a sad balloon, but the trading volume? That’s up like a rocket trying to escape Earth’s gravity. 🚀
Bitcoin: Praise or warning from “Cramer Effect?”
The crypto crowd is split like a peanut butter sandwich—some think Cramer’s finally seen the light, while others swear he’s setting up a trap. After all, who trusts a man who once called Bitcoin “a scam dressed up as a revolution”? 🤡
As of press time, Bitcoin’s price is $118,281.25, which is less than a week’s salary for a CEO. But hey, at least it’s not in Weimer Germany yet. 🇩🇪
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2025-07-29 17:20