In what can only be described as a shocking twist in the thrilling saga of digital currency 🎭, one market soothsayer named Wedson has declared that Bitcoin’s long-term shenanigans might be winding down. According to his oh-so-reliable crystal ball (or maybe it’s just a spreadsheet), the big daddy of cryptocurrencies could keep climbing higher for another couple of months, while all the other crypto wannabes might enjoy their brief moment in the sun for about three.
Now don’t get too comfy with those moon charts just yet. Despite the arrival of fancy-schmancy ETFs trying to make this whole crypto business smell more like Wall Street and less like an internet gamble, the real players—the ones who’ve been sitting on their digital gold since dinosaurs roamed the blockchain—are finally starting to cash out. Yep, Wedson spilled the beans: half the Bitcoin tucked away in ETFs has already flown the coop.
According to our self-proclaimed oracle, no single group—not the ETFs, not the miners, not even that guy who trades memes for magic beans—can call the shots anymore. Nope, it’s still the OG holders and the bigwig exchanges holding all the cards. Plot twist? I think not.
To back up his hot takes, Wedson whipped out some seriously nerdy blockchain data. Apparently, ancient Bitcoin is on the move again like retirees finally leaving the house after a snowstorm. The last two years have seen three local peaks (market dips disguised as roller coasters), and now the Reserve Riskometer is yelling “SELL!” at the top of its lungs. Even the SOPR indicator—no, not a spicy sauce, but a tracker of profit-taking and despair—is pointing south faster than a tourist asking for directions in rural Montana.
Still, fear not! Despite all signs pointing to “this again,” Wedson promises the market’s skeleton remains structurally sound. And sure, ETFs showed up to the party, but Bitcoin’s long-term groove hasn’t changed. Of course, neither has the habit of people losing money betting on something named after a comic book hero. 💸
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2025-08-02 02:55