Arthur Hayes Waves Farewell to Crypto Coins, Predicts Stormy Weather Ahead! 🌩️

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Well, butter my biscuit and call me a speculator—BitMEX’s co-founder Arthur Hayes is sloughing off his altcoins like a cat shedding fleas in July. Seems he reckons the crypto carnival’s about to take a spill this quarter. 🤭

Lo and behold, the blockchain sleuths at Lookonchain caught the fella hawking millions in Ethereum (ETH), Pepe (PEPE—a memecoin so random it’d make a jester blush), and Ethena (ENA, which sounds like a Bond villain’s crypto wallet). 💸

“Hayes peddled 2,373 ETH ($8.32M), 7.76M ENA ($4.62M), and 38.86B PEPE ($414K)…” as if tossing hot potatoes before the barn catches fire. 🔥

The man’s got the economic foresight of a blindfolded weatherman, but he’s dead certain Q3’ll be drier than a preacher’s humor. “Tariffs thicker than molasses on Trump’s agenda,” he grumbles, “and central banks tighter than a new pair of boots.”

He reckons Bitcoin and Ethereum’ll take a tumble: “BTC tests $100K, ETH $3K—then we’ll see who’s been swimming naked!” 🏊♂️

Yet, like a gambler who’s down to his last chip but still smells victory, Hayes swears crypto’s “uptrend” is sturdier than a two-dollar steak. Last month he declared: “Bitcoin’ll hit $250K, ETH $10K by year’s end!” At today’s prices, that’s like betting a gold brick’ll sprout wings. 🚀

Current prices? BTC at $113K, ETH at $3,420. Folks, this is the part where the band plays “Nearer, My God, to Thee” while the Titanic’s stock tips go viral. 🧨

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2025-08-03 19:42