Ethereum’s Having a Moment…A Bad One 😬

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So, apparently, some guy named Maartun – who, let’s be real, sounds like a character from a Scandinavian noir – noticed something mildly terrifying about Ethereum. Turns out, over the last 24 hours, people were selling it faster than you can say “crypto crash.” Like, 115,000 ETH faster. Which, for those of us who skipped math class (🙋‍♀️), is… a lot.

He calls this the “Net Buyer Volume,” which sounds very official. Basically, it just means more people are hitting the “sell” button with the enthusiasm of someone trying to get rid of fruitcake. A negative number? Oh honey, that’s not good. That’s “everyone’s quietly realizing this might not be a foolproof retirement plan” bad.

Maartun – bless his analytical heart – points out that the *way* people are selling matters. Apparently, there’s a difference between thoughtfully saying “I’d like to sell when it hits X price” and just yelling “SELL! SELL! SELL!” into the digital void. The yelling, it turns out, suggests panic. Shocker.

Because let’s be honest, nobody calmly dumps a huge chunk of crypto. It’s always a desperate, flailing attempt to salvage… *something*. Which, as any seasoned investor knows (or, you know, anyone who’s watched “The Big Short”), is a recipe for a slightly unsettling afternoon.

So, Ethereum owners are starting to get that little pit-in-your-stomach feeling? Turns out accumulating isn’t as fun as… exiting. Good luck with that. 📉 Maybe just stick to a savings account?

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2025-08-07 08:19