So, here we are again, watching Bitcoin play hard to get with the $115,000 mark. The bulls think they’re in control, but let’s be honest-this is about as exciting as waiting for a table at a mediocre restaurant. Sure, BTC went up 0.8% in the last 24 hours, and sellers tried to push it below $114,000, but failed. Big whoop. 😴
And can we talk about volatility? Or rather, the lack of it? Bitcoin’s liquidations hit $18 million, while Ethereum stole the show with $50 million worth of liquidations. Total liquidations? A measly $146 million. That’s less action than a Sunday matinee at a retirement home. 🍿
What’s everyone waiting for? Clarity on tariffs? Fed interest rates? A sign from the universe? Polymarket says there’s a 79% chance of a 25 bps rate cut in September, but until then, the markets are just chilling like teenagers on summer break. 🏖️
As for altcoins, they’re all green… but don’t get too excited. It’s not exactly a fireworks show. ETH gained 2.6%, DOGE, SOL, BNB, and the rest are up between 1% and 5%. Yawn. The real winners? POL (up 9%), Ethena (8.3%), and Mantle (5.8%). Congrats, I guess? 🎉
In conclusion, the crypto market right now is like Larry David trying to navigate a Trader Joe’s parking lot: slow-moving, mildly frustrating, and ultimately forgettable. But hey, at least we’ve got memes. 😂
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2025-08-07 14:24