Get Rich Quick! Tokenized Pre-IPO Stocks Hit Solana 🚀💰

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Well, folks, it looks like PreStocksFi has finally decided to join the party, launching tokenized pre-IPO stocks on Jupiter. Now, you too can play the high-stakes game of trading shares in the likes of SpaceX, OpenAI, and Neuralink-without even having to wear a suit! 🕶️

  • PreStocksFi is now making it so easy to invest in pre-IPO stocks, your grandma could do it. Seriously, if she can figure out how to use a smartphone, she’s golden.
  • And get this-there’s zero slippage during the liquidity bootstrapping phase. It’s like getting a freebie, but only while supplies last. So, hurry up and tell your grandma to buy some stocks before they run out! 🏃‍♀️💨
  • The list of companies available includes all the cool kids on the block: SpaceX, OpenAI, Neuralink, Kraken, Discord, Epic Games, and more. It’s like a who’s who of the tech world, minus the awkward small talk at industry conferences.

These tokenized pre-IPO stocks from PreStocksFi are now live and ready for trading 24/7 via Solana’s #1 DEX aggregator Jupiter (JUP). It’s like a never-ending stock market party, and everyone’s invited-except maybe the SEC, but hey, let’s not invite them to the fun, right? 🎉

“We’re thrilled to usher in this new era of internet capital markets,” PreStocksFi announced, sounding just a tad bit too enthusiastic. “Our goal is to make these legendary private companies accessible and liquid, so anyone can join the fun.”

And boy, are there some legendary companies to choose from: SpaceX, OpenAI, Anthropic, Neuralink, Kraken, Discord, Epic Games, Anduril, xAI, and Perplexity AI. It’s like a dream team of tech unicorns, minus the fairy dust. 🦄

Tradable with zero slippage* (wink wink)

The partnership between PreStocksFi and MeteoraAG is like a match made in heaven-or at least in the blockchain world. Meteora’s decentralized liquidity market maker (DLMM) pools ensure that these tokenized stocks have the kind of liquidity that would make a fish blush. 🐟

And during the liquidity bootstrapping phase, you can enjoy zero slippage. It’s like getting a discount on your favorite tech stock, but only for a limited time. So, act fast, or you might miss out on the deal of the century! 🤑

Thanks to Meteora’s liquidity and Jupiter’s user-friendly platform, PreStocks traders can now enjoy a smoother, more accessible trading experience. Plus, you can trade on the go with the Jupiter Mobile app. It’s like having a personal stockbroker in your pocket, but without the annoying phone calls. 📱💼

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2025-08-08 12:39