A7A5’s Ruble Rumble: Token2049’s Wild Card 🎩💥

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A ruble-backed stablecoin tied to a sanctioned Russian bank sponsored Singapore’s largest crypto event, raising compliance concerns.
Former White House Crypto Policy Director Bo Hines praised Tether’s stablecoin at Token2049, while a sanctioned issuer also spoke.
Bitcoin hit a record high above $125,000 amid U.S. government shutdown fears and increased demand for safe-haven assets.

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On Friday morning, former White House Crypto Policy Director Bo Hines took to the stage at Token2049 to extol the virtues of Tether – his new employer – and its Genius-act compliant stablecoin USAT. “A guarantor of U.S. dollar hegemony, which the world seems to want,” he declared, as if he’d just discovered the last remaining lemonade stand in a desert of existential dread. 🍋

A few hours later, the sprightly Oleg Ogienko, A7A5’s director for regulatory and overseas affairs, took to the stage with a speech that could’ve been titled “How to Juggle Compliance with a Wink and a Nod.” His stablecoin, backed by Russia’s state-owned Promsvyazbank (sanctioned by the U.S., U.K., and others for funding defense contracts), was the sort of guest who arrives uninvited to a tea party and insists on hosting the next one. 🧨

While Ogienko’s presence made for a more “interesting” conference (read: legally questionable), the big question was: How did his sanctioned company afford the sponsorship? A7A5, a ruble-backed stablecoin issued by Old Vector and used on A7 LLC’s payments platform (designed to “assist” businesses in bypassing sanctions), is a masterclass in financial gymnastics. 🤸♂️

Shortly after Russia’s invasion of Ukraine, Singapore, in a rare moment of moral clarity, joined the West in sanctioning Promsvyazbank. But on March 14, 2023, the Monetary Authority of Singapore (MAS) issued notice SNR-N01, effectively telling local institutions: “No hanky-panky with Russian banks.” Yet here we are, with A7A5’s reserves still sitting in PSB like a penguin in a sauna. 🐧🔥

Token2049, organized by Hong Kong-registered BOB Group (who follow Beijing’s lead on sanctions), is a crypto event where the rules are as flexible as a yoga instructor’s back. BOB Group, it seems, is playing a game of regulatory hopscotch, while sponsors scratched their heads and muttered, “Bingo! A compliance nightmare!” 🎲

Token2049 organizers, when asked for comment, vanished like a ghost in a library. MAS, when contacted, offered the same response: silence. A7A5, meanwhile, proudly lists itself as a sponsor on social media, including the official Token2049 massage zone, where “deals are closed while you unwind.” One can only imagine the tension in the room when the masseuse asks, “Shall I rub that legal risk away?” 💆♂️

Market Movement

BTC: Bitcoin surged to a record high above $125,000, up 11% for the week. Investors, it seems, are trading panic for profit, as U.S. government shutdown fears and ETF inflows made BTC the new king of safe-haven assets. 👑

ETH: Ethereum, trading around $4,500, is gaining attention ahead of December’s Fusaka upgrade. VanEck claims it’ll turn ETH into the “monetary backbone” of the network. Let’s hope it doesn’t crumble under the weight of its own ambition. 🏗️

Gold: Gold, ever the old money, surged above $3,880 as investors fled to its arms during the U.S. government’s latest fiscal tantrum. 🦉

Nikkei 225: Japan’s Nikkei 225 hit a record high after Sanae Takaichi was named LDP leader. Investors bet her “high-pressure” economic stance will keep the BOJ’s policies as loose as a champagne cork. 🥂

2025-10-06 05:24

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