The big men with big words and the little screens in their pockets have done it again. Out in the ether, where money becomes an idea and ideas become a hope, they’ve birthed a new thing. They call it Aubrai. And it’s supposed to fix the oldest problem there is: the getting old part.
- Built with VitaDAO and the ghost of a doctor’s dream, this contraption aims to fill the money holes that good intentions always fall into. 🤦♂️
- It says it can think up science, do the experiments, and lock up the secrets tighter’n a bank vault. A regular whiz-kid of the circuit board. 🤖
- They’re having a fire sale on promises. Pledge your points, commit your tokens. Hurry, hurry, hurry, before the clock strikes eleven on the twenty-sixth. Or get left with nothing but the dust. ⌛
So the word goes out on the wires. The Bio people have opened the doors and the faithful are shoving in, wallets in hand, to buy a piece of the machine that’s gonna beat the reaper. Five thousand eight hundred and fifty tokens a head. A man could buy a lot of beans for that.
The sale is on! 🚀
Get in on it:
> Throw in your $BIO & points before tomorrow Aug 26 11:00 UTC. Maybe you’ll get a prize.
> Then the free-for-all starts. Place your bets, ladies and gents.
– Bio Protocol (@BioProtocol) August 25, 2025
The price is set. The clock is ticking. And the pot, they say, is already overflowing. Thirteen and a half times over. Seems a lot of folks are afraid of wrinkles.
Of Mice and Machine
This Aubrai thing, it’s a joint production. Part Bio, part Vita, and part built from the secret scribblings of a man named de Grey, who figures aging is just a glitch in the code. A thing to be patched and debugged.
“The old money men don’t have the stomach for the long road,” the doc says. So they’ve made new money, new ways. DAOs and platforms that can stare into the long night and not blink. They’ll crowd-source the risk, like sharing a bottle during prohibition.
This machine is meant to be a partner. A co-scientist in a box. It’ll dream up experiments for mice-always the mice first-and tell you what you did wrong. It’s already tweaking and flagging in some lab, a ghost in the machine, making notes. And if you buy a token, you get a vote. You get a share of the dream, a piece of whatever comes out the other end, if anything ever does.
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2025-08-26 12:49