
Hold onto your wallets, folks, because Asia-Pacific companies and local governments are selling bonds like they’re limited-edition Stanley cups. 🏆💰 And why? Because apparently, the US dollar is so last season. According to Bloomberg (the financial news outlet, not the billionaire who definitely doesn’t need bonds), non-sovereign issuers—aka, not the feds—have been shoveling out local-currency bonds at a record-breaking $1.5 trillion this year. That’s a 6% increase, which, in finance terms, is basically a mic drop.
Daniel Tan, a portfolio manager at Grasshopper Asset Management (yes, that’s a real name, and no, they don’t actually manage grasshoppers), says bond buyers are swarming in like it’s a Black Friday sale. “We are definitely seeing more buyers of local-currency Asian bonds than in pre-April,” he says, which roughly translates to: “People are ditching the dollar faster than a bad Tinder date.” 🚀
And who can blame them? US President Donald Trump kicked off his tariff tantrum in April, because nothing says “economic stability” like a trade war. Meanwhile, Angus Hui from Fullerton Fund Management (another very serious financial firm) predicts diversification into Asian markets will only accelerate. Translation: “Buckle up, because this train’s leaving the station, and the dollar ain’t invited.” 🚂
Oh, and in case you needed more proof that Asia-Pacific bonds are the new cool kids, the Bloomberg Asia-Pacific Aggregate index is outperforming its US counterpart—3.9% vs. 3.5%. Sure, that might not sound like much, but in finance, that’s basically the difference between winning gold and getting a participation trophy. 🏅
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2025-07-25 20:02