Crypto Drama: Bulls vs. Bears in a Range-Bound Rom-Com 🎢💔
Trading activity? Oh, it’s like that friend who says they’re “just having one drink” but ends up ordering a second. 24-hour volume climbed into the $70-80 billion range, but let’s be real-it’s all short-term flirting, not a serious commitment. 🍸💸 Weekend liquidity was thinner than a diet Coke, amplifying volatility like a drama queen in a soap opera. 🧨