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On the daily timeframe, the altcoin consolidates inside a symmetrical triangle, forming a corrective B-wave pattern that may precede a C-wave breakout. Analysts highlight potential upside checkpoints at $2.92, $4.20, $5.24, and $7.54, provided the token closes decisively above the triangle’s upper boundary. 📈🔮

Sur le grand échiquier des marchés, Binance, ce modeste acteur, voit son intérêt ouvert (OI) fondre comme neige au soleil, passant de 10,73 milliards à une modeste poignée de milliards. La tension monte, et le volume net de vendeurs, ou devrais-je dire, de funambules précipités, affiche une chute fracassante à -1,66 milliard de dollars. C’est comme une révérence de capitulation à la mode byzantine! ⚔️

Now, the tale goes that a band of teenage tricksters, led by a lad named Noah Urban (an 18-year-old with more time on his hands than sense), managed to phish an employee’s account like a fisherman casting a net. But fear not! The CEO assures us the breach was as harmless as a kitten with a laser pointer-“a very small number of individuals,” he says, as if that’s a comfort. 🐱

Pour yourself a bitter cup of coffee; the old Deutsche Bank has spoken, issuing yet another grand warning about equities as if they are the wolves at the door. Paired with their ever-cautious hum about global growth, one must wonder: whither now, the great armies of capital? And what of the volatile child, Bitcoin (BTC)?

Reuters reports that at least two of Hong Kong’s financial titans have been gently (or not so gently) nudged by the China Securities Regulatory Commission to cease their offshore RWA endeavors. A curious move, given Hong Kong’s ambitious bid to become Southeast Asia’s digital oasis. 🏙️🌀

XRP’s Ascent: A Tale of Hope, Lawyers, and Cross-Border Payments So Boring They’d Put Kafka to Sleep

But wait, there is more: in a charming act of democratic theatre, the Emirati rulers have thrown open the gates for public commentary – until the 8th day of November in the year 2025, no less! Perhaps they fancy themselves the playwrights of this fiscal drama, inviting the audience to critique their script. All of this sparkling transparency is meant, ostensibly, to polish the nation’s digital asset ecosystem until it gleams like the Crown Jewels. Or at least, that is the hope-because keeping secrets is so last century, darling. 💼✨

Ah, the “smart money”-those cunning puppeteers who snatch $30 million out from the exchange’s grasp and hoard like squirrels before winter, leaving retail plebs blinkin’ in the twilight. With a whopping 78.84% long bias, these strong hands await the signal to storm the gates, while retail activity lazily naps in the corner.

Meanwhile, altcoins got together for a group therapy session called “How to Panic Sell Faster Than Bitcoin,” starring ETH, which nosedived right toward $4,000. Sorry, ETH, not your best day.

Amidst the tapestry of discord regarding digital asset regulation, these lawmakers insist that a single mind-or perhaps a dozen-shouldn’t preside over the crypto chaos. How democratic! Or perhaps just chaotic. 🎭