qfx As our esteemed calendar pages gallantly flutter towards the year’s end, investors, those ever-attentive disciples of wealth, hungrily sniff out hopeful tidings in these venerable frameworks. A question delicious in its suspense stirs amidst their fervor: Will the halving cycle, that droll and predictable charade, or the seasoned, worldly economic cycles, grace us with their insight in 2026? For now, we stand agog in delightful indecision.
Co-founder Iliensinc, with a sigh that could be heard through the Discord channel, revealed on Monday that the wallet in question belonged to an ex-employee, unceremoniously terminated in the first quarter of 2024. 🗡️ “This individual,” Iliensinc wrote, with a tone that dripped with disdain, “is no longer associated with Hyperliquid Labs, and their actions do not reflect our team’s standards or values.” A rogue, indeed, with the address 0x7ae4…1028 etched in infamy.
It appears a Mr. Richard Keskküla, a gentleman who has spent a full eight years observing these digital curiosities, has produced a chart. A chart, mind you! As if one needs a diagram to predict the inevitable volatility of human folly. He suggests this Bitcoin, much like a tiresome bore at a dinner party, follows predictable patterns.
Trading activity? Oh, it’s like that friend who says they’re “just having one drink” but ends up ordering a second. 24-hour volume climbed into the $70-80 billion range, but let’s be real-it’s all short-term flirting, not a serious commitment. 🍸💸 Weekend liquidity was thinner than a diet Coke, amplifying volatility like a drama queen in a soap opera. 🧨
Solana, that clever little gremlin, is rewriting the crypto rulebook with a quill made of blockchain. You see, decentralized trading isn’t just a sideshow anymore-it’s elbowing its way into the main ring, leaving centralized giants gobsmacked. Analysts are whispering, “This isn’t a flash in the pan, it’s a full-blown circus!” 🎪
The master of “chaos secure messaging” and former fanboy of the Bitcoin gods has been causing a tiny ruckus in the crypto world. On our favorite social media platform ‘X’, Wilcox proclaimed, like a wise old prophet of yore, that “culture is more important than your Bitcoin!”
Judge Paul G. Gardephe, who’s clearly been waiting for a case this juicy, handed down the sentence after Mendoza pleaded guilty to “conspiracy to commit wire fraud” and “illegal reentry.” Because nothing says “I’m a law-abiding citizen” like being deported four times, including once under a fake name. 🗣️
Data from Bloomberg Intelligence reveals IBIT slotted sixth on the US ETF popularity contest by net inflows. Because nothing says “winning” like a top-six finish while your asset price tanks. 🏆
Alongside this proclamation, a visage stamped with “Midnight” doth appear, as though the very hour of intrigue hath struck. Less a mere mood piece, and more a tantalizing teaser, it points to a corner of the Cardano realm where secrets lurk and fortunes beckon. 🕰️
