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According to the latest technical wizardry from a chap named Crypto Tice, gold has donned its shiny crown and is leading this merry dance, while Bitcoin finds itself at a rather pivotal crossroad, probably wondering if it left the oven on. This analyst has unveiled a weekly price chart that tracks both assets, revealing how gold’s price theatrics could dictate Bitcoin’s upcoming leap towards that tantalizing $245,000 mark-an amount that sounds more like the GDP of a small country than the price of a cryptocurrency.

Q: Do I care when the price of gold silver or Bitcoin go up or down?

A: No. I do not care.

Q: Why Not?

A: Because I know the national debt of the US keeps going up and the purchasing power of the US dollar keeps going down.

Q: Why worry about the price of gold, silver,…

Beptix, alias Bitcoin, trébuche à 86 000 dollars ce dimanche, tandis que les marchés du monde entier se ploient en posture défensive et que le dollar américain, pris dans des rumeurs d’intervention et sous le poids des tensions obligataires au Japon, chancelle tel un gentleman déconcerté par sa propre rumeur.

The price of Bitcoin has declined by a modest 0.19 percent since yesterday.

The daily chart for Bitcoin is about as cheerful as a dwarf with a hangover. After being rejected at $97,939 (ouch), it plummeted to $86,000 faster than a wizard falling off a broomstick. Volume surged like a dragon’s sneeze, suggesting panic selling or, as we charitably call it, “automated stop-loss cascades.” Around $757 million in liquidations occurred, leaving 189,853 derivatives traders weeping into their mead.

The deal, in its essence, is with Jeel, a subsidiary of Riyad Bank, a creature born of the same financial soil but now tasked with carrying the burden of innovation. Together, they shall traverse the dunes of blockchain, seeking to fortify the financial services of a nation that once relied on oil but now gazes upon the digital horizon. The goal, lofty and perhaps quixotic, is to erect a digital infrastructure so secure and transparent that it might shame the very sands for their shifting nature. Merrick, ever the visionary, aligns this endeavor with the nation’s grand vision, though one wonders if the vision includes the occasional sandstorm of regulatory uncertainty.

In a move that would make even the most hardened speculator blush, Strategy has doubled down on its obsession with Bitcoin. “Accumulate, accumulate, accumulate!” seems to be the battle cry of this corporate leviathan, undeterred by the tempestuous whims of the market. The firm, once known as MicroStrategy (a name now as quaint as a horse-drawn carriage), has thrown another $264 million into the fiery pit of cryptocurrency, proving that its appetite for risk is as boundless as its treasury.

Just moments ago (or perhaps eons ago in the realm of cryptocurrency time), the corporate titan of digital currency announced he had added 2,932 new shiny coins to his collection, all for the princely sum of $264.1 million. That’s right, folks! Each bitcoin cost more than a small yacht, trading at an average price just over the mythical $90,000 mark. His grand total now stands at a staggering 712,647 BTC, acquired for the GDP of a small nation-$54.19 billion, to be exact. And with the current price hovering below $88,000, that little treasure chest is worth around $62.3 billion. Pocket change, really!

Meanwhile, despite the moaning chorus, investors swear Bitcoin (BTC) is undervalued. The insights read like a psychology textbook written by a stand-up comic: mixed macro signals, volatility, and a hair-trigger market that can’t decide whether to boo or buy.