qfx The New York Stock Exchange (NYSE), the world’s largest stock exchange by market capitalization, is building a platform to trade tokenized U.S. stocks and ETFs around the clock. The move was announced on Monday as regulators, banks, and exchanges adapt to growing demand for nonstop markets. 🕒
In a post featuring the company’s Bitcoin portfolio graphic and the caption “₿igger Orange,” Saylor winked at incoming Bitcoin buys. For the uninitiated, “Orange” is his personal code for “buy more crypto,” a secret handshake he’s been using since the 2020s. It’s like a pirate’s “Arrr!” but with more decimal places and less plunder. 🏴☠️
India’s Reserve Bank of India (RBI) has drafted a plan to connect the central bank digital currencies (CBDCs) of the BRICS nations, i.e. Brazil, Russia, India, China, and South Africa, so people and businesses can make money transfers more smoothly across borders. 🤯
The opening weeks of the year have unfurled as a psychological duel for the crypto investor, a spectacle as absurd as a nihilist at a tea party. 🍵
In the span of seven days, our dear Hyperliquid executed a flawless pas de deux, processing roughly $40.7 billion in perpetual futures trading volume, as the wise sages at CryptoRank have proclaimed. Meanwhile, poor Aster could only muster $31.7 billion, and Lighter, a mere $25.3 billion. Oh, the humiliation! 😂
Sur les échelons dorés de Binance, plus d’un million de dollars ont disparu dans un tourbillon de positions short, et les grands courtajeurs, parés de leurs écharpes de risque, ont été déshabillés par une offensive impitoyable. 🔥💥 Les obligations de M. Trump, avec un charmant accent italien, ont semé le chaos, obligeant même Bitcoin à descendre des hauteurs… pour une pause café… ou une sieste.
“These are the same benefactors who sued, jabs, and shut us down. They offer you crumbs as communion.” 🎉🩸
In fact, crypto-related disputes and theft are increasingly linked to real-world violence, including abduction attempts and ransom schemes designed to force victims to hand over access. It’s like Die Hard, but the villain just wants your 12-word seed phrase and a latte.
While the cryptocurrency market danced in a tumultuous jamboree-bitcoin losing a humble 6% by year’s end-gold-backed tokens rose like sunflowers on the prairie. They became the darlings of traders, bridging the gap between the stability of a stormy sky’s quiet promise and the zest of a new mechanical marvel.
Old Peter Schiff, that fella who’s always been fond of shiny metal, was quick to point it out. Wrote on the thingamajig (social media, they call it), said folks were gettin’ more excited about gold and silver goin’ up than any ol’ football game. And Bitcoin? Movin’ alright-straight down, like a rock in a well. Nearly 3%, he says. A fella can almost feel sorry for those cryptocurrency enthusiasts…almost. 😌