Silver Rate Forecast

The price of silver tomorrow will be 48.9 US dollars. Today the price for 1 oz was 48.4 USD. Yesterday the rate was 48.0 USD for 1 oz of silver. Trading of silver took place in the range 48.048.0 USD. The difference compared to the previous day was 0.00%.

Trump’s $2K Tariff Dividend: Crypto’s New Nightmare? 😱💸

“A dividend of at least $2000 a person, not including high-income people, will be paid to everyone,” Trump cackled on Truth Social, as if he’d just discovered the secret to eternal youth. 🎩✨

The US Supreme Court, currently debating the legality of the tariffs, is being as reliable as a chocolate fountain in a hurricane. Prediction market traders, who are as trustworthy as a squirrel with a cookie, are betting against court approval. 🧠🦝

🐳 Aster Whales Swallow $53M – Will The Void Be Filled? 🚀

Yet, in the shadows of this financial purgatory, the whales stir. Those leviathans of the crypto sea, with wallets heavier than a factory owner’s greed, have accumulated 51 million tokens – a hoard worth $53 million. Are they the harbingers of recovery, or merely fattening their coffers before the next feast? 🤑

Scandalous Crypto Swindle Exposed! Gentleman in Custody for Defrauding 3,000 Souls 🏴‍☠️💼

One might suppose that the Spanish authorities have interrupted a most elaborate charade, wherein a certain A.R.-better known online as “CryptoSpain”-posed as a financial oracle while diverting funds into a void. The Ministry of Interior, ever the party pooper, insists this “club” was less Jane Austen’s drawing room and more Dickensian workhouse for its 3,000 members. 🕵️♂️🎭

XRP: Is the Party REALLY Over? 📉

Oh, XRP. It flickered, briefly, like a dying candle last week, reaching a paltry $2.40 before collapsing back into its usual melancholic state, now barely clinging to $2.30. One almost feels sympathy… almost. 😒

XRP ETF Drama: Asset Managers Rush, SEC Unimpressed 🙃

The race to launch a spot XRP exchange-traded fund (ETF) in the U.S. has reached a fever pitch. This week, two major asset managers-21shares US LLC and Franklin Holdings LLC-decided to grace the SEC with their updated Form S-1 filings. Because, you know, the SEC just loves paperwork. 🗂️

Crypto Criminals Crying Wolf: SBF’s Latest Scheme to Fool the Public! 😱💰

After chuckling at a creditor’s satirical jab – calling out his buddy John J. Ray III for turning the exchange into a financial circus – SBF responded with that classic “I’m innocent but not really” tone. Classic! “Well, I don’t agree with everything, but, ya know, I’m not saying I’m guilty or anything… just that we’re still withholding funds!” (cue dramatic music). 🎤🤥