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The day’s dance was one of chaos: HBAR oscillating in a narrow corridor, swinging from $0.1672 down to $0.1634-a decline that whispers of the market’s cruel end to July’s bullishism. Alas, the chart resembles a tragic hero, retraced to its past glory, leaving only the echoes of greater hopes.

Since July, the U.S. Treasury has been siphoning a cool $500 billion from the system, refilling its coffers like a miser hoarding gold. This fiscal prudence, while admirable, left markets in a state of suspended animation-cryptocurrencies and tech stocks languishing in a consolidation phase. But fear not, dear reader, for the Treasury’s cup runneth over once more, and the liquidity spigot is poised to reopen. 🎭

The rate of DOGE has declined by 0.6% over the last 24 hours. Such a modest drop! How dare it not plummet into the abyss!

Apparently, they’re using seized and repatriated assets to fund this venture, which is basically the financial equivalent of turning lemons into lemonade, except the lemons are probably stolen Lamborghinis and the lemonade is digital. 🍋✨ The fund will invest in ETFs and shares of crypto-related companies, but-and here’s the kicker-they’re avoiding direct cryptocurrency ownership. Because, you know, why take the plunge when you can just dip your toes in and hope for the best? 🦵💰

Australia, once the shining beacon of financial innovation, is now facing an existential threat – at least according to Joe Longo, the Chair of the Australian Securities and Investments Commission (ASIC). Apparently, if Australia doesn’t get its act together and jump on the tokenization bandwagon, it could soon find itself scrambling to catch up.

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Rune, a crypto partner of Binance (or as one wag put it, a “wallet whisperer”), unleashed a tempest of controversy on X. The revelation? A suspiciously symmetrical balance between CZ’s Binance wallet and Aster DEX. The crypto masses, ever the eager sleuths, erupted into a cacophony of speculation. One user opined, “CZ’s probably running the DEX from his yacht, sipping champagne and grinning.” Another countered, “Or it’s just a coincidence. But what’s the fun in that?” 🤬

In the payment world, companies like PayPal, Mastercard, and Visa are not just launching stablecoins, they’re basically integrating them into everything. It’s like they’re hosting the stablecoin party, and everyone’s invited (including you, yes, you with the credit card). They’re either making their own coins, working on payment systems for them, or building the infrastructure to support the whole thing.

“Bitcoin isn’t on sale,” he quipped in a recent missive upon the X platform, “for it is, in fact, ludicrously priced at the lofty sum of approximately $100,000.” Ah, but what is this Bitcoin, you ask? A phantom, dear reader, a specter without substance or inherent worth, producing nary a cash flow and backed by naught but the collective delusion of speculators.