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Ali Martinez, who clearly spends more time staring at charts than Netflix, took to X (formerly Twitter) to spill the tea on Cardano’s latest escapade. Apparently, ADA’s been flirting with a “Falling Wedge” pattern-a tantalizing technical formation that could mean big things. For those playing at home, Wedges are like Triangles’ cooler, edgier cousin. They’re not just chilling in consolidation-they’re moving, grooving, and occasionally flipping trends upside down. 😎

On the 8th of September, Vivopower International Plc (NASDAQ: VVPR) declared with pomp and circumstance that its electric va-va-voom vehicle subsidiary, Tembo e-LV, would start chatting in RLUSD. Why, you ask? Well, apparently, the cost of international wire transfers is basically worse than asking a cat to fetch a newspaper. Especially if you’re in a developing market, oh, the theatrics!

Ah, symbolism-the refuge of those who want to appear profound. According to President Nayib Bukele (a man who seems to tweet more than he sleeps 😴), the government purchased 21 BTC on Sunday. Why 21? Because nothing says “we understand Bitcoin” like a nod to its 21 million supply cap. Truly, the stuff of poetry. 🖋️

According to multiple security reports, attackers compromised the NPM account of a well-known developer, slipped malicious code into these libraries, and shipped them straight into the global software bloodstream faster than you can say “blockchain.” The payload? A crypto-clipper-malware that swaps out wallet addresses mid-transaction, silently diverting funds to the attacker. It’s like if someone swapped your Venmo recipient from “Mom” to “Random Guy Named Chad.” 💸

In the past 24 hours, Filecoin has pirouetted from $2.38 to $2.44, a performance that would make even the most stoic observer raise an eyebrow. According to CoinDesk Research’s technical analysis model, this digital asset has carved out its support with the precision of a master sculptor-backed, of course, by the thunderous applause of volume validation. 🎉

Sports gambling, as it turns out, is not merely a pastime for gentlemen with too much leisure and too little sense; it is a veritable goldmine. And yet, non-crypto applications have entrenched themselves firmly in this domain. Whether Web3 can best its fiat-based rivals shall prove to be an experiment most diverting. Perhaps blockchain will emerge triumphant-or perhaps it shall falter like a hapless quarterback under pressure. 🏈💥

Dogecoin (DOGE), that internet mutt with more bounce than a Sunday preacher, strutted out front, clocking a 7.4% pump in the last 24 hours. It went for about $0.239, which either gets you a fancy coffee or a firm handshake from a hodler, depending on your town. Meanwhile, Pudgy Penguins (PENGU) flapped their stumpy wings and soared over 17%, landing somewhere near $0.034-fine work for flightless birds. 🐧

On September 8-an auspicious date, no doubt-the USDD team announced their native deployment on Ethereum’s mainnet. But wait, there’s more! They assure us that security firm CertiK gave everything a thorough audit. Phew! One less thing to worry about when dabbling in financial experiments, right? 😅

Analysts-those ever-so-serious folks-are whispering about a rally to $250. Why? Institutional flows are growing, and everyone’s gossiping about a Solana spot ETF. 🗣️ Bitget Wallet’s Jamie Elkaleh (fancy title, Jamie) says ETF chatter is “amplifying interest.” Translation? The U.S. is finally giving crypto a side-eye that’s less ‘get out’ and more ‘come sit with us.’ 🤝

At first glance, one might think WLFI is a token under siege, a ship sinking in a sea of red. However, a closer inspection of the on-chain data and liquidation maps paints a more complex picture. Despite the apparent storm, whales continue to accumulate WLFI with the enthusiasm of a dog chasing its own tail, while the derivatives markets are flooded with short bets. The final liquidation clusters hint at a pivotal level where WLFI might just find its footing and rise again, like a phoenix from the ashes, or perhaps more accurately, like a cat that always lands on its feet 🐱.