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Ah, but lo! A recent communique from our esteemed analyst, @Steph_iscrypto, unveils a splendid chart of wallet distribution. Herein lies a most notable surge in the accumulation of medium to large wallets. Behold! A tantalizing 91.6% increase in wallets hoarding 10M HBAR and a rise of 71.4% in those minuscule 1M addresses since the fateful month of August 2024. Who knew the sea of digital currency could draw in such whales? 🐋

So, guess what? Polymarket might be gearing up to launch its very own stablecoin. Why, you ask? Because, apparently, having *zero* control over the money backing USDC on the platform just wasn’t cutting it.

In a development that’s as shocking as it is routine, the crypto market just liquidated over $500 million in a single day—ah, the sweet music of a “healthy reset,” as if markets were delicate flowers needing a trim. Solana, having flirted with $206, has now retreated to the $188 doldrums. But let’s not feign concern; this dip is merely the market’s way of exhaling after an overindulgent binge. Technical wizards point to RSI and MACD cooling off, which, dare I say, is rather like a hungover chap swearing off the sauce before diving back in. Zooming out, such flushes are supposedly cathartic, sweeping away the fools and their leveraged bets, leaving Solana nestled in a cozy $188-$190 support zone. How comforting! 😂

SOL had a little *oopsie* with a 9.5% drop as $30 million in long positions went poof. 💸

With the grand announcement on July 23, 2025, Cango confirmed its metamorphosis, a transformation that has seen it amass a considerable Bitcoin treasury. The company, now fully entrenched in the world of cryptocurrencies, has its sights set on expanding its mining capacity and embracing the green energy revolution, a move that could very well redefine the industry. 🌱⚡

It appears HBAR has suffered a momentary lapse in enthusiasm, succumbing to the inevitable rejection from the value area high. The former support at $0.26, now transformed into a rather impolite resistance, hints at a continuation of this downward trend. The rally, alas, was built on air, devoid of structural integrity, leaving a rather disheartening vacuum beneath it. 🧐

The platform, with the rather imposing name of EDXM, now offers these ‘perpetual futures contracts’ – a phrase that sounds suspiciously like a promise of endless speculation – on a bewildering 44 pairings. Bitcoin (BTC), of course, is present. As is Ethereum (ETH). Even Solana (SOL) and XRP have been granted entry. All under the watchful gaze of various financial institutions and venture capital firms, who no doubt see a profit hiding amongst the blocks. 💰

Perfect for bustling shops and restaurants where chaos reigns supreme, it hooks up with Square’s POS app smoother than a riverboat gambler’s pitch. And for the low, low price of ¥44,980 (which, let’s be honest, is just shy of “why don’t you take my firstborn?” territory), you too can join the cashless revolution—because who needs paper money when you’ve got a gadget that practically winks at you? 😉

This delay isn’t new; it’s like the SEC’s Netflix series, “Will They, Won’t They” featuring altcoins! Similarly, we had that little rollercoaster with the Grayscale Digital Large Cap ETF. So, while we’re on this emotional investment ride, remember, the final verdict is still TBA—just like the ending of every show you watch with your parents. 😩

Dogwifhat (WIF) hovers near a precipice, its price a trembling hand clutching the edge of a cup and handle. This tale began in March, a tale of rounded bases and sideways despair, until July’s tedium. Now, it teeters just above the $1.20 neckline, a fragile promise of salvation. 🕊️