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According to recent insights, extracted with most diligent care from the leaves of Open Interest, observing the XLM/USDT perpetual contracts whilst closely scrutinizing both the ebb and flow of buy and sell, we discover Stellar’s price delicately teetering around $0.36. This admirable stability, achieved after a slight descent, presents itself as a scene reminiscent of actors preparing their costumes at the wings, eager for the next act! 🎭

Some fellas with charts and whatnot are sayin’ it’s what they call “consolidation.” Which is a fancy way of sayin’ she goes up, gets swatted down, then tries again. And this’ll keep going, they reckon, ’til one of them walls finally gives way. Seems a mite repetitive, don’t it?

Despite the bearish whispers that followed the US Nonfarm Payrolls (NFP) announcement, Bitcoin, with all the grace of a seasoned performer, managed to maintain its poise above the ever-so-crucial $110,000 mark. And here’s the kicker, my darlings, the very data that sent shivers down the spines of investors might just be the catalyst for Bitcoin’s next grand entrance on the world stage.

A whale deposited the last 2,074 $ETH, worth $8.97M, into #Kraken, making a profit of $6.07M.

The whale accumulated 3,289 $ETH for $6.43M between Sept 4, 2021, to Dec 9, 2024.

Address: 0x92cbb22a9b9fc01da9914c9b39ed904dd61b859c

Data @nansen_ai – Onchain Lens (@OnchainLens) September 6, 2025

So, here’s the scoop from the mysterious realms of X post, whispered by XRP validator Vet: credentials amendments have awoken from their slumber and are now strutting their stuff on the XRP Ledger. These magical credentials promise to confirm your compliance-KYC, AML, the whole alphabet soup-by tying your soul, or better yet, your decentralized identity, to this digital ledger. Trust? Oh sure, trust is the shiny knight they’re trying to summon to the table.⚔️

Our rectangular little friend, KTA, performed its gymnastics on September 5, leaping to $1.09, a number so precise it must be lying. This delirious ascent shoved its market cap north of $406 million, which is nearly enough to buy several slightly haunted castles in Eastern Europe.

So, apparently, India and the U.S. have decided to share the title of “Crypto Adoption Champions” for 2025, according to Chainalysis’ annual report. I can just see them high-fiving over Zoom. 🌐

Patrick Collison, the man steering Stripe through this murky payment swamp, said folks are flocking to stablecoins because they’re faster than a jackrabbit on a date, cheaper than your average fast-food meal, and about as reliable as Aunt Clara’s old watch. Traditional payment systems? Well, they seem like ancient relics next to this shiny new thing.

Like an old vaudeville act, this uproar brings to mind the timeless truth: alliances in politics and business are thinner than a Bitcoin transaction fee, and just as fleeting. One day you’re comrades in arms, the next you’re ripping each other’s tokens apart.

Yes, the Solana community has done it! In a move that no one saw coming (because, well, it’s always a surprise when something this massive happens), the validators have approved the grand reworking of Solana’s design. A protocol upheaval that will likely be etched into the history of blockchain as “that time Solana said, ‘Hold my beer’.” With 52% of the validator cohort casting their vote, 98.27% decided to jump aboard the Alpenglow express. Who were the other 1.05%? Well, we’re assuming they were either extremely cautious or just not quite ready to let go of the old days. 🍻