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She bravely voted NO, because who needs sleep when you’re saving democracy from digital overlords? 🛡️💤

They done bought up 4,225 more of them Bitcoin critters just the other day for $472.5 million. That brings their total hoard to 601,550 BTC. Now, I ain’t much of a mathematician, but even *I* can see that adds up to a pretty penny. More than a pretty penny, actually. It’s downright scandalous!

In Schiff’s dire predictions, he laments how President Trump’s feeble support for this ‘currency of the future’ might just send the trust in the mighty dollar spiraling down the proverbial drain. For those who find joy in the soft whisper of weakened paper, take heed! It is gold that shall emerge victorious when the volatile Bitcoin faces its inevitable fall. 🥇

Grvt, pronounced with the gravitas of “Gravit,” is launching “Strategies,” a peer-to-peer marketplace that lets users allocate capital into curated investment strategies managed by professionals. Because who doesn’t want to entrust their life savings to a stranger on the internet? 🤷‍♂️ It’s a brave new world, indeed.

The whispers of Santiment intersect with our reality; spikes in fervor often herald local peaks, a theatrical production where the audience can’t help but jump too late for a performance—a pirouette into oblivion. Brian Quinlivan, our earnest analyst, cautioned that the retail masses, like moths to a flickering flame, may have leaped into the fray just as the curtain was drawn. Historical data cajoled us with reminders: the thrill of June 11 and July 7, urged on by FOMO, only to be met with the ballet of retreat. 🔄

Ah, but the community’s confidence is palpable! A staggering 90% of ETH holders are now bearing the bullish banner aloft, as revealed by the watchful eyes at CoinGecko. Analysts, dressed in the finery of speculation, like the enigmatic Cas Abbé, posit that Ethereum’s reign shall ascend in the forthcoming months, whilst the sage Arthur Hayes proclaims that this once-sidelined champion has awakened from its slumber. Perhaps it should take a moment to stretch? 😅

Looking at the 1-hour chart, Bitcoin is playing the “hold me back” game, trapped between $117,500 and $118,500 after a flirtation with $121,000. It’s like a teenager at the prom—undecided, uncertain, but ready to make a move. Technical signals? Well, the momentum oscillator is giving a little side-eye with a bearish warning, but the MACD at 3,134 is waving a flag of bullish intent. What a delightful mess.

“Clarity is just a starting point, not an endpoint,” proclaims Leo Fan, co-founder of Cysic, with the gravitas of a man who has glimpsed the face of God. He speaks of scalable blockchains, instant verification systems, and trusted custody—as if these were not the very chimeras that have eluded us since the dawn of this digital madness. “Legal clarity,” he calls it, a phrase as hollow as the promises of a charlatan. The GENIUS Act, he says, is a “foundational shift,” a “green light” for the blind to lead the blind. 🌈

According to some rather frantic chatter from the folks at the Centers for Medicare & Medicaid Services (CMS), a staggering 103,000 individuals with accounts on Medicare.gov are caught in this dastardly web of data breach mischief.

According to the local gossip… erm, I mean reports from the Telegraph, the Home Office is on the hunt to part ways with at least £5 billion ($6.71 billion) of seized BTC. Why? Well, apparently the Labor-led government is feeling the pinch after some policy flip-flops from Prime Minister Kier Starmer. Shocker, right? 🤷‍♀️