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Wilson was on Bloomberg Television, spouting off about how Q3 is going to be the “quarter of risk” – because who doesn’t love a good risk, am I right? 🤔

Ethereum Classic (ETC) was dancing like its supply chain depended on it, soaring 20% in just 24 hours—resurrecting the memory of January 2025 highs (yes, I know, it feels like a distant galaxy). Outpacing its friends in the top 100 and leaving Bitcoin’s little sibling in the dust, this altcoin has clearly embraced its inner party animal. 🥳

On the eighteenth day of the seventh month, in the year of our lord two thousand and twenty-five, Brahma, a startup of considerable repute in the realm of crypto credit, declared its sacred pact with Euler Labs. The fruit of this liaison is Swype, a card both virtual and mighty, enabling the gentry of DeFi to access their lending positions for payments in the mortal world, without the sacrifice of assets or the perilous crossing of blockchain boundaries.

Ripple co-founder Chris Larsen is back in the spotlight (again), having shuffled $26 million worth of XRP into Coinbase while the market was busy throwing confetti. This little maneuver coincides with XRP jumping 32% in days, hitting $3.6 faster than you can say “blockchain.” But let’s not kid ourselves; when someone moves that much crypto around, they’re probably up to something. Selling? Maybe. Buying yachts? Definitely possible.

Well, would you look at that! The crypto market is in a raucous new phase, and memecoins have strutted back into the limelight like they just won a beauty pageant. 🎉

At the time of this writing, Shiba Inu is trading at $0.0000151, a 3.36% leap in the past 24 hours. The volume, too, has surged by 30.31% in the same period, reaching a staggering $693.49 million. This month alone, Shiba Inu has soared by 32%, a rally not seen since the halcyon days of February. 🚀

You see, my dear friends, cryptocurrency exchanges are like the wild west of finance – full of hackers, regulators, and other ne’er-do-wells just waiting to steal your precious coins. Keeping your crypto on an exchange is like leaving your gold in a leaky sack in the middle of a river. But fear not, for there is a solution: the cold wallet!

Once signed, the US Stablecoins Act will introduce the country’s first federal framework specifically for stablecoins, potentially setting a model for international standards. 🌍

Now, this isn’t just any ol’ software engineer. No, our Billy goes by the moniker of Shibetoshi Nakamoto on social media—what a madcap nod to Bitcoin’s mysterious creator! I can just picture him chuckling as he types away, probably while clutching a plush Shiba Inu.

SHIB’s lead developer, Shytoshi Kusama, has released a new AI-focused whitepaper, and it’s already sparking conversation across the community – even though the actual contents remain under wraps.