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The “Made in China” crypto index is up nearly 1% in the past 24 hours, with top performers like VeChain, Conflux, and Qtum flashing strong weekly gains and key indicator shifts. Here’s a look at their trend setups going into the third week of July, with a dash of whimsy and a pinch of sarcasm. 🍫💰
In a dramatic twist of fate, the House of Representatives will decide the future of the market structure bill, as well as the GENIUS Act. If the GENIUS Act somehow manages to pass without any alterations—because who needs change, right?—it will be sent straight to President Donald Trump’s desk for a royal signature. Meanwhile, other bills addressing the crypto market structure and CBDC will be hurled back to the Senate for a final round of “lively discussion.”
On June 30, 2025, SRM Entertainment—a publicly listed toy and souvenir empire spanning theme parks from Disney’s kingdom to Tokyo’s techno-maze—decided to dabble in crypto. They didn’t just dip their toes. No, they went all in with a purchase of 365,096,845 TRX, valued at a cool $100 million. Why? Well, to become the very first publicly listed company to make Tron a permanent fixture on their balance sheet. Bravo, SRM. You’ve just made Tron a thing. It’s no longer just a glint in the eyes of crypto enthusiasts, but a serious player. How droll!
The “Guiding and Establishing National Innovation for U.S. Stablecoins of 2025” (GENIUS) Act is set to form the scaffolding for stablecoins. Already strutting its stuff in the Senate, it’s now on a path that may just culminate in a governmental seal of approval. Will it be the first crypto bill to soar high above the horizon of skepticism and land in the lap of federal law? Only time will tell, my friend.
Lo and behold! At the onset of mid-July 2025, Ethereum has reclaimed its rightful throne, frolicking along at $3,046 with a heartwarming 2.5% gain for the day and strutting a robust 16% increase for the week. This delightful surge comes courtesy of several bullish catalysts, including ETF inflows, technical setups that are the envy of all lesser mortals, and the entire crypto market operating on a caffeine-fueled rally, courtesy of Bitcoin’s rather ludicrous breakout above $120,000. 📈
Now, the traditional golden cross, where the 50-day EMA crosses above the 200-day EMA, is the bread and butter of most traders. It’s the signal they live for, the one that gets the heart racing and the fingers twitching over the buy button. But the 100/200 cross? Ah, that’s a different beast altogether. It’s not just a sign of medium-term bullishness; it’s a harbinger of a potential long-term structural change. It’s the difference between a fleeting romance and a lifelong partnership.
According to data shared by Lookonchain, the wallet address “4X43Dm” burned 10 million PUMP tokens at exactly 13:16 UTC on Sunday, just a day after the token’s initial coin offering (ICO).
soared to its strongest price in several months on Monday
Over the last four days, this charming kingdom has expertly offloaded 512.84 BTC, raking in a delightful $59.47 million. I suppose when opportunity knocks, one mustn’t hesitate to fling open the doors and let the wind of profits dance in!
XRP is one of the biggest flirts today, rising by 5.23%. Who knew a coin could be so charming? 😏