$500M Memecoin Madness: Pump.fun Sells Out Faster Than You Can Say “Oh No!”

Now, let’s talk about the PUMP token, which has a maximum supply of 1 trillion— because, of course, more is merrier! 🎉 A delightful 33% of this generous bounty was graciously allocated to the ICO. But wait, there’s more! A cute 24% was saved for the eco-system (trees would be proud) and 13% allocated to those fortunate existing investors. It’s kind of like a crypto buffet—everyone wants a taste!

Crypto’s Latest Wild Ride 🚀

The team behind Pump.fun must be thrilled. Their Solana-based memecoin launcher’s new utility token is now valued at a whopping $4 billion. Not bad for a few minutes’ work.

Mark Twain’s Take on Bitcoin’s Wild Ride to $200K

On Friday, Bloomberg Senior ETF Analyst Eric Balchunas noted on X that BlackRock’s spot Bitcoin ETF (IBIT) had reached an important milestone at the close of trading on the previous day, becoming the fastest ETF to get to $80 billion in assets under management (AUM). The second fastest ETF to get to this level was Vanguard’s S&P 500 ETF (VOO), which got there in 1,814 days. That’s like comparing a sprinter to a tortoise. 🏃‍♂️🐢

Is XLM’s $1.59 Dream About to Come True? 🚀💰

With a bunch of ecosystem upgrades on the horizon, a growing interest from big players, and experts who are practically giddy with optimism, XLM is looking more attractive than a beach in July. Even the experts are saying that the price action is turning heads and might just be on its way to a cozy $1.59. 📈

Solana’s Wild Ride: Can It Soar Past $218?

In a latest news development, shared by Cointelegraph, Robinhood just brought SOL and ETH staking back to the U.S., and it’s a big moment for Solana. After being dropped in 2023 when the SEC labeled it an unregistered security, SOL is back on one of the most retail-heavy platforms in the space. This clear shift in tone and a signal that regulatory pressure around SOL may be easing. It’s like Solana has been given a second chance to shine, and it’s all thanks to the good folks at Robinhood. 🎉

Meme Coins Go Bonkers as Bitcoin Hits $118k ATH: BONK, USELESS, and PEPE Steal the Show! 🤑🚀

In a surprising turn of events, LetsBonk.fun, the rival platform built and delivered by the BONK team, has overtaken Pump.fun in terms of market share. The BONK team plans to use half of all generated fees to buy back the meme coin, which has accelerated interest in BONK. As a result, the meme coin has rallied ahead of other top coins in the category, with an over 43% increase in a 7-day period.

Ethereum’s Glamorous Ascent: Unraveling the Mystique Behind ETH’s $3K Reclamation!

On a delightful Friday morn, Ethereum did indeed leap beyond the hallowed $3,000 mark, attaining a splendid increase of over 8% within a mere 24 hours, spurred by a renewed flurry of institutional engagement. This delightful upturn follows the announcement by SharpLink Gaming, regarding their acquisition of 10,000 ETH through an over-the-counter transaction from the Ethereum Foundation, a purchase valued at a staggering $25.72 million. How laudable, as this acquisition swells SharpLink’s treasury to a princely 215,957 ETH, now worth in excess of $600 million—impressive! 🌟

Unraveling the Bitcoin Balancing Act: Supply Shock or Just a Meme?

Bitcoin’s percent supply on exchanges fell below 15% for the first time since 2018, with some analysts seeing this as indicating a supply shock as institutional demand from exchange-traded funds (ETFs) grows. While lower Bitcoin on exchanges can reduce immediate selling pressure, the situation is more nuanced than a simple in-out metric.

BNB’s Billion Dollar Burn: A Comedy of Errors and Gains

This, the 32nd burn, has seen over 60.7 million tokens (approximately $14.2 billion) removed from circulation. Since the deflation plan began in 2022, a third of the supply has been consigned to the flames, leaving a mere 139,289,513 million tokens in circulation. 🗑️🔥