Bitcoin Hits $118k, but Where’s the Party? 🤔💸

Not long ago, our prophetic friends at Glassnode observed that the Bitcoin trading volume had sunk to the murky depths of annual lows. A potential summer lull loomed, casting a pall over the crypto festivities. However, following this magnificent breakout, the analytics wizards have been unearthing fresh data in a spirited exchange with a fellow X user, revealing how our valiant BTC has gallivanted about—or more accurately, has meandered slowly—since then.

Bitcoin’s Rollercoaster: Spot vs. Leverage – Who’s Winning the Cosmic Tug-o-War?

Glassnode has dug deep into the proverbial rabbit hole and unearthed a curious phenomenon; Bitcoin’s spot Cumulative Volume Delta (CVD) has decided to go on a diet and has been steadily declining for weeks—perhaps it’s trying to fit into that elusive pair of space pants. CVD, which acts as some sort of mood ring for investors, is measuring whether buyers or sellers are winning the cosmic tug-of-war.

Will the New Crypto Administration Spark Joy or Just More Confusion? 🤔

Amidst the political theater, a particular promise from the former president had captured the imagination of the populace: a full pardon for one Ross Ulbricht, the architect behind the infamous Silk Road marketplace. Convicted for a veritable cornucopia of offenses—ranging from orchestrating an ongoing criminal enterprise to dabbling in the less-than-noble arenas of money laundering and drug trafficking—Ulbricht had tasted the bitterness of a life sentence since the year two thousand and thirteen, following his apprehension in the concrete jungle of Manhattan.

Ethereum’s Thrilling Rise: Will It Conquer the $4,400 Summit? 😲💰

Lo! Ethereum rises like the dawn of a new era, having surged above $3,000 with a fervor akin to a lost lover finding their way home. A mere 6.7% gain in a day? How quaint! Almost enough to make one believe in morning rituals. As of this moment, ETH lounges comfortably just beneath $3,000, buoyed by its most vigorous rally since February—an event worthy of serenades, indeed!

SUI’s Sudden Surge: Can it Last?

According to some clever person on X (no, not the ex, the social media platform 🙅‍♀️), SUI’s 1-hour chart is looking rather fetching, with the price trading above the 5, 10, and 20-day moving averages. It’s like the ultimate party, and everyone’s invited 🎉. But, as we all know, parties can get out of hand, and the Relative Strength Index (RSI) is warning us of a potential short-term pullback 🚨.

Crypto Boom: A Game of Institutions

But what struck me most was the sense of calm that pervaded the report. No, this wasn’t a market driven by retail hype and speculation. This was a market driven by institutions, by the big players who had finally decided to take crypto seriously 🤑.

HBAR Skyrockets: CoinDesk 20 Index Goes Berserk 🚀

As of this writing, the CoinDesk 20 is frolicking at a merry 3513.86, a full 5.3% (+176.17) higher than its Thursday afternoon slumber. One can almost hear the champagne corks popping and the joyous whoops of investors as they gaze upon their swelling portfolios! 🥂