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In a recent interview on the Fundstrat YouTube channel (because, of course, YouTube is where all the cool kids hang out 📹), Lee predicted that Bitcoin adoption is about to go stratospheric 🚀. He even thinks banks will start holding the cryptocurrency as collateral – yes, you read that right, banks! 🏦
Enter stage left: Associate Justice Minister Nicole McKee, resplendent in her armor of reform, who unveiled these majestic edicts on a delightful June morning. She promised to zero in on the criminal cabals without burdening those earnest souls merely wishing to conduct business in a world where money flows like fine wine. 🍷 Bravo!
The company plans to allocate the entirety of the newly acquired funds towards the acquisition of Bitcoin (BTC), according to an X post. The funds were raised through Remixpoint’s 25th series of stock acquisition rights and fourth series of unsecured bonds, as reported by local media outlet CoinPost.
Just yesterday, our resilient ETH managed a spunky little dance upwards, defying gravity and skepticism alike, boasting a majestic 3% increase in just one day. And guess what? Heavy whale accumulation—those mysterious ocean dwellers of cryptocurrency—seem to be the ones helping this little whale-watching escapade. 🐋✨
The CoinDesk 20, this metallic hydra of our time, claws its way up to a mighty 3188.0. With the stoicism of a factory foreman counting broken tools, we note a rise of 1.8% — 56.34 more units of hope since yesterday’s melancholy at 4 p.m. ET.
This breakout, much like the first tender shoots of spring, signals a potential turning point in Ethereum’s price structure, and the bulls, those great romantics, are growing more optimistic by the day. The easing of macroeconomic pressures, coupled with the return of risk appetite, has created a perfect storm of sentiment, and the altcoins, those oft-maligned also-rans, are waiting with bated breath to see if Ethereum’s upward momentum will prove the catalyst for their own rally 🤔.
In his latest tweet, Saylor has donned the guise of a nineteenth-century gentleman, complete with a pocket watch, as he sits poised in a vintage train, ready to embark on a journey that promises to be as thrilling as it is profitable. The image, a delightful blend of the past and the future, comes with a caption that could only have been penned by a man who sees the world through the lens of endless possibilities: “All aboard the Bitcoin Express.” 🚂₿
Chainlink has been one of the major DeFi platforms and is called the oracle of the dApps, which connects the chains with the real world. Its utility continues to expand across DeFi and institutional-grade platforms.
While the senators feast on pastries (and possibly lobbyists), crypto whales are out there, not napping, but making enormous splashes. Dare we say—splashier than a cat meeting a full bathtub. On-chain data murmurs that these deep-pocketed leviathans are scooping up CRO, SHIB, and the inexplicably named BONK. 🐳💰
According to their press release (as if that’s going to make us feel fancy), BNY Mellon, in all its glory, will be the custodian of this ‘revolutionary’ coin. No, it’s not your average blockchain wonder; this one comes with a hefty promise to “bridge the gap between traditional finance and crypto” — a noble goal indeed. But let’s not kid ourselves, we all know this is just another clever excuse to keep up with the cool kids in the crypto world. 😏
