XRP: The Calm Before the Storm?

The monthly XRP chart is quietly flexing its muscles, like a bodybuilder preparing for a competition. For years, $1.90 was the resistance level that refused to be conquered, but in 2024, XRP decisively broke above $2 and has since stabilized, holding steady above it like a triumphant flag planted on a mountain peak. šŸ”ļø

Wall Street’s Hasty Exodus: $11 Billion Worth of Bonds Retreat from American Carnage šŸšØšŸ’ø

The exodus harks back to the glory days of Q1 2020, when everything was being sold except perhaps one’s own grandmother. Robert Tipp, high priest of bond wisdom at PGIM, offered this ominous gospel: ā€œIt’s a volatile environment, with inflation misbehaving and the government churning out IOUs as only a government can. People are nervous at the long end of the yield curve, though they do appreciate the coffee at Fed meetings.ā€

The Absurd Tale of a Japanese Bank, Solana & Fireblocks: Blockchain, Vodka & Wallets?

Meanwhile, as the global stablecoin bazaar swells beyond $250 billion (the kind of sum that would keep old Karamazov up for three days straight, plotting mischief), aging financial institutions, with their creaky ledgers and porcelain teacups, feel the creeping horror of irrelevance. The times, they are a-changing—but not, regrettably, the wallpaper at the bank headquarters. šŸ“‰šŸ¦

Solana’s BONK Explodes: Meme Coin Mutiny or Madness? Here’s Why the Rally May Not End

Deep within the chatter-halls of the internet, whispers rattle: Tuttle Capital may unleash a 2x BONK ETF, doubling not just the price but, presumably, the heart rates and hopes of retail investors everywhere. Is it real? Is it illusion? Does it matter when the masses are already handing over their sanity for a ticket to the express ride? There’s nothing quite like unconfirmed rumors to flood a market with optimism—and memes.

Mark Twain’s Take on the Celsius vs. Tether $4B Crypto Drama šŸ¤‘

The Blockchain Recovery Investment Consortium, a group that sounds like it was formed to right the wrongs of the crypto world, brought this legal case forward in August 2024, alongside Celsius. The complaint alleges that Tether, in a move that would make a used car salesman blush, sold Bitcoin that was supposed to be held as collateral in a 2022 transaction. Celsius claims that, due to the current price of Bitcoin, they are now over $4 billion in the hole, all thanks to Tether’s liquidation antics. On July 2, 2025, the court ruled in favor of proceeding with the case, effectively telling Tether that their jurisdictional challenges were about as effective as a screen door on a submarine. 🚤🚫