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Seiscan, the self-proclaimed hero of all things Sei, promises to make tracking transactions feel less like hunting for a needle in a haystack and more like… well, actually finding the needle. For developers, it brings tools to analyze smart contracts with such precision that even the most stubborn bugs will feel embarrassed to stick around. And for those into wallet watching (we all know someone), it serves up a front-row seat to all the action. 😎

It seems like the momentum has taken a sharp turn back towards bitcoin, which is now strutting around with a swagger, while Ether-well-Ether’s just busy counting the leaves falling off its portfolio. Wednesday’s ETF flows demonstrated what could only be described as a “heavily weighted” tug of war with investors swinging their capital like a drunken monkey on a banana. 🍌

Onchain Lens, that vigilant sentinel of blockchain sagas, reports that a singular investor, in a fit of hubris, suffered a $1.635 million setback while wagering on the token’s perpetual rise, a gamble as foolish as betting on a snowball’s survival in a sauna.

The 74-page proposal, charmingly titled the Post-Quantum Financial Infrastructure Framework (PQFIF), was submitted by one Daniel Bruno Corvelo Costa. In it, he outlines a plan to protect the U.S. digital asset ecosystem from quantum attacks, which sounds about as thrilling as a trip to the dentist, but far more necessary.

But wait, there’s more! The internet exploded (as it does) when REX-Osprey casually dropped hints about a Dogecoin ETF on X (formerly Twitter). Cue the collective gasp from crypto nerds everywhere. This news is hotter than a latte in July and is already giving $DOGE a 2.68% boost. Meanwhile, Maxi Doge ($MAXI), with its presale nearing $2 million, is out here acting like the rebellious teenager at the party-loud, flashy, and impossible to ignore. 🚀🔥

In a partnership that sounds almost too sci-fi to be true, Galaxy Digital shook hands with the wizardly fintech folks at Superstate. Their magic trick? Letting stockholders hold actual Galaxy Class A Common Stock tokens on the Solana (SOL) blockchain through Superstate’s Opening Bell platform – no smoke, no mirrors, just pure, unadulterated stock.

On the daily chart, Bitcoin enters a consolidation phase, a weary knight retreating to his castle after a skirmish at £107,270. Price action, a series of higher lows and closes, whispers of a possible short-term reversal. The EMA (10-day) stands at £111,037, while the SMA (10-day) hovers at £110,442-optimism, but bearish pressure looms above the 20-, 30-, and 50-period MAs, like a shadowy sorcerer in the £112,000-£115,000 realm. The RSI, Stochastic, and CCI, all neutral as a stone, mirror the market’s indecision. 🧐

Data from DeFiLlama, that tireless chronicler of financial folly, reveals PumpFun’s ascent to third place, trailing only the unshakable stablecoin titans Tether ($21.25 million) and Circle ($7.55 million). Hyperliquid, once the darling of the crypto elite, now languishes in fourth with a mere $2.44 million. Axiom Pro follows, clutching its $1.9 million like a beggar’s coin. Such is the fate of those who underestimate the power of memes. 🤡

The European Union, home of fine cheeses, terrible weather, and obsessive paperwork, wants stablecoin projects to follow EU-level rules even if they’re halfway across the globe. Christine Lagarde, looking every bit the serious-sounding economist, stressed that lawmakers need to update regulations to avoid a European financial soap opera starring your funds.

Ah! Behold, dear reader, the illustrious Bitcoin, now teetering on the precipice of its four-yearly bear market ballet, as if summoned by the ghost of Molière himself. 🎭