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In the shadow of the market’s tempest, SUI, the native token of the Sui network, plunged 9% to $2.10 over the past 24 hours. A spectacle of despair, it outperformed the broader crypto market’s selloff-by a margin of 5%, no less. 🧨

Could November bring the next big Bitcoin bull run? If history is any guide, Bitcoin is ready to fire up the engines and take us toward new heights. And, oh, let’s not forget about Bitcoin Hyper ($HYPER) – is it the fuel for this rocket?

In a recent missive on X, Mr. Vaidya lamented his £100,000 investment in Pantera’s Early-Stage Token Fund LP, which, after four years of “management” and “carry,” had dwindled to a mere £56,000. One might almost think they were attempting to outwit the very market they sought to exploit.

According to CoinShares, most of the selling came from the U.S. markets, which flushed $439 million down the drain. Germany and Switzerland tried to pick up the slack with some modest inflows, but let’s be real-it’s like bringing a spoon to a shovel fight. 🥄 Bitcoin ETFs led the decline with $946 million in redemptions, because apparently, even digital gold can’t escape the Powell Effect. 💸

XSwap revealed its TCP at SmartCon 2025, partnering with Chainlink and Base. The platform claims to deploy interoperable tokens across blockchains in seconds via a no-code interface. Because apparently, coding is overrated and your cat can do it now. 🐱

The corporate titan, lord of the digital treasures, strikes again. With a grin sharper than a razor, it pours more gold into its coffers-a spectacle of greed dressed in the robes of strategy. This week, they added 397 Bitcoin-a grand total dine on the carcass of digital gold, costing nearly fifty million dollars, each coin a tiny piece of the future empire of avarice. The numbers dance absurdly, like drunken poets-adding up to over six hundred and forty thousand coins, worth billions, all silently defying the world’s pleas for moderation.

TIME Magazine has officially slapped a label of mainstream greatness on “Crypto & Blockchain” by adding it to their 2025 list of the top 300 inventions. It’s the moment every digital coin and blockchain enthusiast has been waiting for… a little pat on the back from TIME itself. 🎉

Ethereum’s MVRV ratio of 1.50 is basically the crypto version of a “calm before the storm” TikTok-except the storm might just be a coffee order gone wrong. Market analysts, ever the drama queens, say this “neutral zone between fear and greed” is just code for “we’re waiting for someone to spill the tea.” Investors are allegedly accumulating positions like they’re hoarding Halloween candy, but let’s be real: crypto patience is thinner than a Layer-2 transaction fee.

In a development that could only be described as triumphant, Zerohash Europe has been granted the MiCA authorization by the Dutch Authority for the Financial Markets (AFM). This means that the company can now officially offer regulated crypto-asset and stablecoin infrastructure services across the European Economic Area. Ah, the sweet smell of compliance!

En une seule journée, la différence entre l’arrivée et le départ des tokens – un flux net, comme le souffle d’un dragon fatigué – a chuté à -81,2 milliards de SHIB. En clair, nos amis tokens quittent la scène plus vite qu’un politicien en campagne, laissant derrière eux une poussière d’espoir. Certains pensent peut-être à la longue vue, d’autres simplement à la sortie de la brocante du marché, en guise de sentiment de long terme – ou alors, ils ont compris que la fête est finie, et il est finalement temps de rentrer à la maison. 😅