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Institutional love for Bitcoin grows fiercer than a cat chasing a laser dot. Coinbase (Nasdaq: COIN), the U.S.’s crypto titan, spilled the beans on Oct. 30: they scooped up 2,772 BTC in Q3. Why? To align their balance sheet with Bitcoin’s long-term glory-or perhaps just to out-squirrel the competition. Either way, it’s a move that screams, “We’re here to stay, and we’ve brought snacks.”

Behold, the analyst’s daily candlestick chart-a visual spectacle of boom and bust, a comedy of errors! Since the dawn of 2024, SHIB has leaped and fallen with the predictability of a poorly scripted play. The first act, a grand one-month surge, saw our hero break above $0.00004, only to be followed by a six-month descent into oblivion. 🌟⬇️

On the daily chart, Bitcoin is flaunting what some call a “bullish pennant”-a continuation pattern that, much like a bad party guest, overstays its welcome after a strong uptrend. If resistance breaks, darling, we might see another upward sashay. If not? Well, cue the violins. 🎻

The final act of the week revealed a scene all too familiar: a sea of red engulfing Bitcoin and Ether ETFs, while Solana stood as an oasis of green. Investors, ever the cautious lot, retreated into their shells as November loomed, withdrawing hundreds of millions from the leading crypto pairs. Yet, Solana’s momentum, a beacon of hope, continued to dazzle, leaving one to wonder if the crypto gods had simply misplaced their favor.

Market sentiment around HYPE leans bullish, as if the entire market is holding its breath and hoping for a miracle. 🤞 Despite recent pullbacks, this view suggests dips are part of a healthy accumulation phase within a larger uptrend. Or, as I like to call it, “the market’s version of a slow burn.” 🔥

In a move that’s as predictable as an actor forgetting their lines, Ripple has unlocked a jaw-dropping 1 billion XRP tokens-worth around $2.5 billion at current prices. This is part of their regular, oh-so-routine escrow release for November 2025. According to Ripple’s meticulously crafted script, this release is meant to “ensure liquidity” and keep things running smoothly, without any messy surprises. Not to mention, it’s all about keeping the supply management nice and predictable. 😎

Momentum around Pudgy Penguins PENGU continues to grow across the market, with Anon Cooker increasingly eyeing it as one of the standout small-cap assets of Q4. Community discussions have turned notably more speculative, fueled by ongoing development updates and renewed ETF talks. 🧠✨

The abyss swallowed 7,943,107 tokens, a river of despair flowing into the void, while the daily and weekly burns danced like drunken ghosts. 🕯️👻

Cardano’s price lingers near $0.61 like a drifter at a diner, nursing a black coffee and bad decisions. Down 0.4% in 24 hours-small change compared to the gut-punch of sideways limbo it’s endured since the Carter administration. The market cap? $22.3 billion. Daily volume? Over $1B. But where’s the spark? The momentum’s flatter than a Nebraska highway.

Enter Eleanor Terrett, erstwhile scribe of Fox Business, now a harbinger of tidings both grim and hopeful. On the altar of X (formerly Twitter, lest we forget), she reveals that Canary Funds has filed an updated S-1 registration for its XRP Spot ETF. Lo, they have cast aside the delaying amendment, that shackle of the SEC’s control! Yet, the path to approval remains as murky as a St. Petersburg fog. November 13th, she whispers, could be the day-but only if NASDAQ deigns to grant its blessing. And yet, the shutdown looms, a specter of uncertainty. 🕰️