ADA’s $0.88 Challenge: Will Q4 Be a Triumph or a Tragedy? 🏆📉

Cardano price is entering a decisive phase as Q4 approaches, with analyst Deezy hinting at a setup the market may not be fully prepared for. On the charts, ADA continues to respect higher lows on the daily structure, holding firm above its mid-range support. The $0.82 to $0.78 zone has acted as a strong base, and as long as the price remains above it, the bullish price predictions are making rounds. 🕵️‍♂️

Как Трамп стал мультимиллионером за один день: криптомания и безумие рынков!

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Дебют WLFI был как громкий публичный праздник, открыл дверь в огромный мир торговли – раньше собственники токенов просто ждали у моря погоды и не могли свободно торговать. Ну а теперь, хоп – и рынок захлестнули объемы! В первый же час на Binance и других биржах чуть не сменилось владельцами на целых 1 миллиард долларов, – сообщает какой-то там CoinMarketCap. Цены прыгали между 24 и 30 центами, словно детская карусель в парке развлечений, а ставки напоминали торги по фьючерсам перед стартом. Во всей этой феерии более чем у четверти, то есть у всей семьи Трамп, доля в более чем 6 миллиардов долларов. Да кто бы мог подумать, что их самый ценный актив – это криптовалюта? 💸🤪

Metaplanet’s BTC Hoard: How Much Is Too Much?

The Japanese titans, Metaplanet, have tipped the scales yet again-snatching up 1,009 fresh Bitcoin. This morsel, worth about $109 million, was wolfed down on September 1, 2025, at an average price of $111,720 per coin. Did we mention the market was about as stable as a Tokyo salaryman after his seventh sake? No matter. The company, unfazed, advanced like a tank through the snow, gobbling coins while traders weep and chartists consult their tea leaves.

🚀 PUMP Soars, Pump.fun Roars Back as Solana’s Launchpad King!

The PUMP token, once a shadow of its former self, now struts down the crypto runway with the swagger of a rodeo bull. Its ascent? A symphony of buybacks and retail hype. Over $66 million has been flung at repurchasing tokens, a financial firehose dousing sell pressure. Retail investors, the unsung heroes of this saga, now number 71,003-each clutching fewer than 1,000 PUMPs, like a squirrel hoarding acorns for crypto winter.

Pump.fun Soars 12%-Is $0.0045 the Next Big Thing? 🚀

After finding intraday support near $0.003258 and reaching as high as $0.003839, PUMP is attempting to build momentum above key technical levels. Curious about the token’s next move? Join me as I decode the same in this analysis. Or, as I like to call it, “watching a token try to outwit a spreadsheet.” 📊

Will Galaxy Digital’s $103M SOL Move Spark a Sell-Off or Skyrocket Prices? 🤔

Solana Token

According to Arkham Intelligence, these deposits were made in tranches of 50,000-80,000 SOL, each valued at around $10 million. The most recent transfer, on Aug. 31, involved 50,000 SOL worth nearly $9.9 million-a methodical approach that suggests a mind calculating more than mere whimsy. Indeed, one wonders whether this systematic dispersal is intended to calm the waters or stir them further.

Могут ли бородавки на цене стать звездным мостом для Полиджинов? 🚀😜

Полиджины, про которых у нас есть легенда – семенание стоимости на границе векоторых магических зон на счастье спекулянтами. Со злорадством заявляем, часто их можно завести в огонь с неожиданным предложением за лондонскую резиденцию в $0.29. Тут вольны кроссы с астральной тором с великой силой бить в голову.

ETH Drama: Bears Get Trapped, HODLers Rejoice 😱

“It might look bearish at first, but if it plays out, it could be the biggest bear trap I’ve ever seen,” said full-time crypto trader and analyst Johnny Woo on Monday, probably while sipping coffee and shaking his head at all the panic tweets.