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WebX2025 ran on August 25-26 and drew top officials and industry figures. The remark came alongside a push to make trading safer without shutting down innovation. 🚀
Because nothing says “progress” like a government that’s terrified of its own shadow. 🌑

According to the wise sages at CoinGlass, the majority of these liquidations were long positions, accounting for a hefty $826.51 million of the total. It seems traders were feeling a bit too confident, like a cat on a hot tin roof! 🐱‍👤

Sharps Technology, Inc. (Nasdaq: STSS), perhaps inspired by the latest crypto Twitter thread, is now planning one of the largest Solana-focused treasury strategies ever concocted. Yes, you read that right-they’re betting big on Solana, because why not? It’s only one of the fastest-growing blockchains out there. Or is it? 🌀

(Call me cynical, but I think Bitcoin pricing fluctuations have more in common with my daily mood than the stock market.)

Enter Altcoin Sherpa, the crystal-ball-wielding oracle, who has laid out three potential scenarios for Bitcoin’s future, each with its own brand of intrigue and unpredictability. Buckle up for a ride through Sherpa’s crystal-prophetic landscape!

In less than 72 hours, the crypto market divvied up almost $20 billion as a parting gift. Bitcoin alone waved goodbye to about $10 billion. So, if you thought one night was enough to call it quits, think again-it looks like this cycle is still batting for the BTC team. ⚾

Behold, the wallets of your government, revealed by Arkham’s X post! A mere 6,300 BTC, a drop in the ocean of speculation. 🌊 Yet, the tale of 420,000 BTC? A whopper of a rumor, fit for a farce! 🤡

Bitcoin decided to skip leg day and spilled under $110,000, continuing its journey down from a recent high of $123,000. “Experts” (aka people who have watched too many Wolf of Wall Street clips) say it’s just a classic cycle, not the start of some tragic breakup. The good news? Bitcoin is still lounging above its 200-day moving average, which apparently is like the emotional support animal of price charts.
Why all the rollercoaster action? Big whales are emptying out their wallets faster than I ditch my New Year’s resolutions, causing a cascade of retail sell-offs. This happens every cycle-like pumpkin spice season, it keeps coming back whether you like it or not. Bitcoin getting overbought at $123K was everybody’s cue to say “correction incoming!” Now that things are getting oversold, Wall Street is keeping one eye open, ready for a rebound like a sequel nobody asked for.

In a riveting tête-à-tête on CNBC’s Squawk Box-where the coffee is strong and the opinions even stronger-Draper waxed lyrical about the plethora of cryptocurrencies that will sprout like daisies in springtime, all in a bid to bolster Bitcoin’s (BTC) dominance. One can only imagine the scene: a veritable garden of coins, each vying for the attention of the discerning investor! 🌼

So, Dogecoin [DOGE] slipped by 5.81% on Monday, the 25th of August (yep, that happened). As of the time you’re reading this, it’s looking like the dog’s not running too fast anymore.