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Over a mere 24 hours, a staggering $1.4 billion in realized profit has been siphoned off the Tron network-a euphemism for a digital slaughter, really. This isn’t just a ripple; it’s a tsunami, the second largest bounty of 2025 so far. If you’re wondering what “Realized Profit” means, well, think of it as the grim tally of investors who managed to sell high before the inevitable collapse. It’s like a digital yard sale-only the yard is burning, and everyone’s eager to grab their share of the ashes.

Bitcoin-a noble beast, perhaps a bit off its moorings-briefly dipped to the magical figure of $112,044 this past Sunday. The number dances, the charts tremble, and traders clutch their pearls while the market wobbles through a few volatile days, finally settling around $113,839-because why not? According to Nansen, who apparently has a crystal ball, this charming volatility is just another act in the grand crypto theater.

Over in the land of the free and the home of the SEC filings, companies are spilling the beans about their XRP crush. Flora Growth Corp., bless their hearts, is all like, “Yeah, we’ve got XRP in our crypto bouquet, right next to Ethereum and Solana.” Because, you know, nothing says ‘financial diversification’ like throwing a few digital coins into the mix. 🌸🤑

Imagine this, dear reader: no jingling browser extensions, no gamboling between tabs-just pure, unadulterated crypto management straight from the comfort of your desktop throne. Binance’s latest gadget is all about managing, trading, and tracking your precious coins with as little fuss as possible. Fancy that!

The intergalactic offering includes $1 billion in notes due 2029 and another $1 billion due 2032. For those who fancy a bit of extra galactic flair, initial buyers can scoop up an additional $150 million more of each series within 13 days, potentially swelling the total to a whopping $2.3 billion. 🌠

This manifesto, buoyed by both political and industrial support, sought to redraw the very boundaries of digital finance. By introducing new classification guidelines, updated custody rules, and integrated platforms that straddle securities and non-security tokens, Project Crypto aspired to recast America as the unchallenged regulatory and technological leader in blockchain markets. Yet one must ask-with a raised eyebrow and a hint of sarcasm-can the labyrinthine web of red tape ever truly keep pace with the mercurial spirit of innovation? Only time, and a spoonful of skepticism, will tell. 😏

Despite a tempting offer of 25 million pounds, the council decided to treat his digital dreams as landfill folklore, leading Howells to declare-in true cyberpunk style-that he’d convert his entire Bitcoin wallet into tokens instead. Because, clearly, the future belongs to the fearless and slightly eccentric. 🚀🌍

The Solana Post reports that Pudgy Penguins has crossed a monumental threshold, achieving over 900 million average daily views. The chart, a visual representation of this ascent, is a sight to behold, showing a steady and almost linear increase from 100 million in early 2024 to 908 million in July 2025. This upward trajectory is not merely a sign of popularity but also a reflection of the growing strength of the PENGU community. 📈🔥

In an interview so riveting it could rival a Coward play (pun intended), Summers told Bloomberg that the Fed should hold its horses-or rather, its calculators-and wait for more data before making any hasty decisions. After all, why rush into rate cuts when you can sit back and let the economy simmer like a perfectly aged cocktail? 🍸

Source – CMC (the gossip column of crypto)