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In a recent X post (formerly known as Twitter, for those still living in the Age of the Mammoth), analyst Lucky-presumably named for his ability to avoid being struck by lightning-shared a chart so detailed it could double as a treasure map. According to this cartographer of coins, Worldcoin has stumbled into a “key demand zone,” where buyers lurk like trolls under a bridge, ready to pounce. 🧙♂️💰
This little rally, darling, is just XRP flexing its “resilience” after nearly kissing $2.40. But hey, buying volume’s up! Because nothing screams “temporary pause” like investors throwing money at a coin that looks like it’s trying to sneak out of a casino. 🎰
In a document unveiled on X, that digital bazaar of truths and trifles, his team argues-with all the gravity of a man explaining why his castle of cards collapsed-that FTX suffered not from insolvency but from a “sudden liquidity run.” A run, you say? Like a child fleeing a ghost in the night? 👻🏃♂️
The judges, in their infinite bureaucratic wisdom, affirmed the Fed’s divine right to grant or withhold access to its financial alchemy-state-chartered banks and Wyoming’s “digital asset regime” be damned! A 2-1 verdict, delivered with the subtlety of a cosmic joke, confirms that even kings of crypto must bow to the Fed’s whims… or face the wrath of intermediaries, those modern-day money tollbooths.
🤔 So, what’s the big deal? Well, developers and institutions on Monad will now have access to the most fabulous regulated digital dollar, USDC, and industry-leading infrastructure. It’s like giving a race car premium fuel-Monad’s Layer-1 is about to zoom past the competition! 🏎️💨
Dom, ever the pragmatist, envisions no cataclysmic winter-no 80% bloodbath-only a “controlled retrace,” as if markets might politely decline with the decorum of a Victorian tea party. Yet even he admits: should Bitcoin falter, the “staircase” structure, so meticulously built, may collapse like a house of cards in a storm. “The institutions,” he sighs, “those solemn keepers of order, may yet flee like startled sparrows.”
According to their latest attestation (signed by the ever-so-serious BDO Italy), Tether ended the quarter with $6.8 billion in excess reserves. That’s right, they’ve got a buffer bigger than your aunt’s holiday buffet. 🍗
In the grand theater of finance, the crypto market, once a gleaming titan of $3.59 trillion on October 30, now cowers in the shadows, a victim of its own hubris. Yet, as the astute observer knows, calamity is but a whisper to the wise investor, who sees not despair but opportunity-a dip to be bought, a bargain to be seized with the fervor of a Tolstoyan hero clutching his last hope.
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On Wednesday, the noble Fed Chairman Jerome Powell, in his post-meeting soliloquy, unleashed a broadside upon the markets, declaring a December rate cut as likely as a unicorn sighting. The reaction? Swift as a pickpocket in Paris! Crypto and stocks tumbled like courtiers fleeing a plague. 🦄