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Let’s talk about Bitcoin, shall we? The digital currency that’s been making more waves than a rock star at a pool party. Max Keiser, who you may know as the crypto guru with more opinions than a fox has feathers, is suggesting that Bitcoin’s next big leap—$200,000—could very well kickstart a financial revolution of epic proportions.
To put things into perspective, these wallets originally received their 10,000 BTC from a single address during the mystical “Satoshi era.” Back in April 2011, 10,000 BTC was worth a whopping $7,793. Yes, you read that right—$7,793. That’s probably what your coffee machine costs now. ☕️
But, as with all things in life, the truth is rather more complicated. It appears that the case still rests with the court, and only Judge Torres can finalize a settlement. Or can she? 🤔 Former SEC attorney Marc Fagel rode into the fray, clarifying that Judge Torres has no further role in the case. Ah, the plot thickens! 📚
Data from the Artemis Terminal shows that Base’s net outflow is a stark contrast to its previous net inflow. It’s a reminder that the blockchain world is constantly in flux, and even the most seemingly stable players can experience a reversal of fortunes. 🌪️
Bitcoin’s flock of hopefuls hover about the news like rooks around a granary. President Trump—whose hair is almost as interesting as fiscal policy—looks poised to pick up his pen on July 4, holding forth “One Big Beautiful Bill” (tyrannical capitalization and all). Between tax cuts, defense spending, and debt ceiling hikes, everyone’s rattling the piggy-bank and wondering if inflation is about to become America’s newest folk hobby. Traditionally, that’s like ringing the dinner bell for Bitcoin—if you’re into that sort of thing. 🐖
This Rip Van Winkle of wallets has sent the crypto community into a frenzy. Back in 2011, Bitcoin was more a nerdy experiment than a financial juggernaut, bouncing from less than a dollar (cheaper than a bad cup of coffee) to a dramatic $30—presumably causing at least three people worldwide to high-five awkwardly.
$XRP is forming an inverse head and shoulders pattern, which is just a fancy way of saying it might go up 15% to $2.65. But don’t quote me on that. 🤷♂️
The company, founded by two former Canaan executives, has already amassed a tidy sum of $160 million in crypto assets, split between BNB and Bitcoin 📈. One would think investors would be thrilled, but alas, shares of Nano Labs took a 7% tumble following the latest BNB acquisition 📉. It seems some are skeptical about the strategic value of locking up capital in digital assets 🤔.
Crypto analyst Xanrox took to TradingView to share their thoughts on why XRP’s price is headed for a massive downturn 📉. After a 600% rally that brought XRP to new 5-year peaks, it seems the party is over, and the hangover is about to set in 🍻.
Bitcoin’s third date with $110,000 ended in a hard “let’s just be friends.” Bulls officially ghosted by higher prices.
