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Since July’s grand breakout, Bitcoin has been performing a tightrope act between $114,000 and $120,000—a price range so crucial it might as well wear a crown. Market sage Crypto Patel declares that le BTC dances inside a bull flag on the 4H chart, promising an 8%-12% leap if it breaks free from its resistance chains near $120,000. Imagine, mes amis, a surge toward $130,000—a sum so splendid it could make Scrooge McDuck weep!
Fast forward to today, and it seems like a long, bizarre fever dream that even our grandmothers would question. The industry, once a clamorous cacophony of greed and wishful thinking, has matured into a tableau of genuine sophistication. Who would have thought?
The SEC says they need more time under Section 19(B)(2) of the Exchange Act (whatever that means 🤷♂️). But here’s the kicker—they didn’t even ask for extra public comments during this extension. So, while Grayscale twiddles its thumbs, their application sits in regulatory limbo alongside a tsunami of other crypto ETF proposals flooding the SEC’s desk. It’s like trying to find a needle in a haystack… if the haystack were on fire. 🔥
Ethereum price found itself struggling to climb higher above the $3,940 level, mirroring Bitcoin’s own uphill battle. ETH began a downward correction from its lofty perch at $3,939, dipping below $3,900, much like a balloon losing air.
Bitmain, the crypto mining titan with a mustache of ambition, has declared its intent to open a U.S. factory—finally—after years of dodging tariffs and geopolitical chess moves. Why Texas or Florida, you ask? Because nothing says “business expansion” like a bureaucratic comedy of errors and a dash of southern hospitality. 🌵
Behold the buying and selling pressure chart—it’s practically yelling “abandon ship!” with all that relentless selling pressure. A total red flag, like finding out your spaceship’s life support is just a mood ring. BNB’s known for those manic rallies that drag on longer than a Vogon poetry reading, but let’s not kid ourselves; the downside risk is hovering like a bad hangover waiting to pounce. 🍻👀
With great fanfare, they proclaimed an upcoming spectacle, one featuring not just one or two, but a grand parade of 100 of the most beloved US-listed stocks and ETFs, all ready to be traded as blockchain-based assets from Monday to Friday, as reliable as an old rooster crowing at dawn. 🐓
Post-fees, Strategy pocketed $2.474 billion—because who *needs* modesty when you can buy 21,021 BTC at $117k a pop? That’s enough to make a crypto influencer faint! Total stash now? 628,791 BTC (~$47B). Average cost? $73k per coin. *Ch-ch-ch-choices.*
In a scandalous twist of fate, the Spark token now resides at a paltry $0.08075, a far cry from its glamorous past, when a $190 million market cap was the talk of the town. Alas, such is life! 🎭
