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The unpredictable dance of the whales continues, as they swallow each crypto morsel, enshrouding XRP in a warm embrace that huffs mightily against the chill of decline.

But wait, there’s more! TRON, in its infinite wisdom, has minted a whopping $22 billion worth of USDT just in 2025. And no, that’s not a typo—$22 billion! Despite a little hiccup in the Total Value Locked (TVL) department just before the Nasdaq debut, TRON’s on-chain metrics are still strutting their stuff. In fact, the circulating supply of USDT on TRON has surpassed $80 billion. That’s like saying, “Hey, look at me, I’m the preferred blockchain for Tether activity!” 😎

Metaplanet has added another 780 Bitcoin (BTC) to its growing treasury, according to a new disclosure published on July 28. The latest purchase, worth about $93 million (13.7 billion Japanese yen), pushes the company’s total holdings to 17,132 BTC. One might wonder if they’re just trying to buy their way out of a stock slump, but hey, who am I to judge? 🤷‍♀️

Injective (INJ) is currently breaking out of an ascending triangle pattern, which is a bit like a triangle-shaped prison that’s finally been broken. It’s pushed through the horizontal resistance at $15.50 and hit an intraday high of $15.85 today. The move follows a bullish crossover between the 50-day SMA and the 20-day EMA, which is like when two friends decide to go in the same direction and end up making a lot of progress together. The 20-day EMA has continued to act as dynamic support, holding the fort during last week’s failed breakout attempt.

Crypto scams are the cockroaches of the financial world—persistent, annoying, and always finding crumbs to feast on. 🪳 They thrive in bull markets, much like how bad puns thrive in Wildean prose. The more people flock to crypto, the more scammers sharpen their knives—metaphorically, of course (we hope).

In a recent tweet that surely sent shivers down the collective spine of the meme coin community, Yakovenko took to social media, flailing his arms as he condemned these cartoonish currencies and those pesky non-fungible tokens (NFTs). Apparently, they’re not just fun and games; they lack “any semblance of intrinsic value.” Who knew? 😂

This single purchase, you see, rather impertinently exceeds the entire network’s issuance for the last month. 72,795 ETH, you say? How dreadfully provincial! They’ve promptly staked it, of course, to earn…rewards. Oh, the pursuit of profit! One shudders to think of the vulgarity of it all.

And behold! A colossal sell-off of Bitcoins does precisely nothing to the price. The plot thickens. Source: X

Despite minor pullbacks, the cryptocurrency clings resolutely to local supports, suggesting an underlying strength that could make even the most resilient of philosophers blush. At this moment, FLOKI trades at $0.0001292, comfortably nestling above its short-term support level, much like a bear hugging its favorite tree.

In a scene reminiscent of a never-ending theatrical performance, the rate of Bitcoin (BTC) has steadfastly maintained its position since yesterday, and perhaps even longer — time has become a curious notion in this market. 🕰️