qfx Mr. Shirzad of Coinbase, a fellow not prone to minced words (or, apparently, patience), responded with a dismissive wave of the digital hand – an ‘X’ post, they call it now. “Ridiculous,” he declared. A perfectly adequate response to accusations that hang suspended between the thoroughly obvious and the deeply cynical. It’s all so fundamentally…human.
According to the rumor mill, CZ’s lawyers have fired off a letter demanding Warren retract a social media post where she accused him of money laundering and “buying” a pardon. Talk about a spicy tweet! 🌶️
By my faith! This weekly golden cross upon the Stochastic Relative Strength Index is no mere trifle. Traders, like star-struck courtiers, gaze upon it with trembling hope, whispering sweet nothings to their wallets. Such a symbol, say the wise, hath oft preceded magnificent leaps in price, as though the gods of speculation themselves had struck the market with lightning! ⚡
Because nothing says “financial strategy” like panic-selling at the slightest whiff of volatility. Classic.
Polygon Labs and Flutterwave, that paragon of innovation, have inked a multi-year pact, elevating Polygon PoS to the throne of Flutterwave’s cross-border payments realm. A pilot for select business clients in 2025, and full-scale chaos for the masses in 2026. With a transaction volume of $40 billion and a footprint across 30+ African nations, Flutterwave now vows to slash fees to pennies and settlement times to seconds-because nothing says “progress” like turning human suffering into algorithmic efficiency. 🚀
Investors, once bullish as a drunkard at a wedding, now shuffle away with hollow eyes, clutching their losses like relics of a failed revolution. The altcoin’s recent vigor has curdled into apathy, and the specter of selling pressure looms like a hangman’s noose over its fragile recovery.
This wasn’t just your average Halloween volatility-no, no. This dip followed by a sharp surge has left traders scratching their heads. Was it just random market chaos, or was it a well-calculated move to reset everyone’s expectations and prepare for a bullish reversal? The charts are now whispering that this little scare might have a much bigger purpose. A setup, if you will. 🎃
Our Mr. Liang, discovered residing in a perfectly respectable, if somewhat extravagant, three-story house in Wang Thonglang, wasn’t merely indulging in the local scenery. A rather disagreeable Beretta pistol, accompanied by twenty rounds of ammunition – a detail one might consider…unnecessary for a crypto enthusiast – was also unearthed. One wonders if he anticipated a particularly vigorous debate regarding investment strategies. 🤔
With this filing, Canary Funds prepares to usher XRP into the hallowed halls of traditional markets, following the recent debut of the Solana, Hedera, and Litecoin spot ETFs. Should it succeed, this XRP ETF would be the first of its kind, offering investors a regulated gateway to the price performance of XRP. A triumph of modernity, or a folly of ambition? Only time will tell. ⏳💼
Crypto derivatives are moving faster than my Wi-Fi during a Zoom call. On October 30th, Webull (portmanteau for “web” + “ball”) and Coinbase unleashed a flurry of futures contracts on their U.S. platforms. Now you can trade XRP, Solana, Litecoin, and Dogecoin futures with the finesse of someone who forgot how to stop hitting snooze. 🛏️
