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Past SOL/BTC golden crosses have been like a magic carpet ride, leading to 1,000% rallies in the SOL/USD pair. 🎢

As the clock struck press time, our dear Solana was prancing up 3.53% in the last 24 hours, strutting its stuff at a dazzling $214. And let’s not forget the weekly performance-up a whopping 16.37%! It’s the belle of the ball, outshining its peers in the cryptocurrency soirée. 🎉

But in the world of finance, where hope springs eternal, the news of the Chainlink pivot has sparked a glimmer of interest. The company’s stock price soared by 60% following the announcement, a testament to the enduring faith of investors and the unpredictable nature of the market. Whether this is the dawn of a new era or merely a fleeting moment of respite remains to be seen, but one thing is certain: the story of CaliberCos is far from over. 📈💥

The move comes as Hedera’s enterprise-focused blockchain continues to gain traction with major financial and technology players. This week, global payments giant SWIFT launched operational testing of Hedera’s distributed ledger technology for cross-border settlement infrastructure. At the same time, Grayscale has rolled out a Delaware-based investment vehicle providing exposure to HBAR, underscoring growing regulatory and institutional alignment around the asset. 🤝

On August 18th, Strategy apparently looked into the economic void and thought, “You know what this company needs? A new equity policy.” Within days, it went from issuing zero dollars in fresh stock on the third, to tossing around $18 million on the tenth, to casually burning through $51 million by the seventeenth-like someone realizing their fridge is empty at 2 AM and deciding to order groceries for a month. Then came the grand finale: nearly $360 million raised over a single week after they scrapped a key promise about not diluting shareholder value. Critics are not amused.

And guess what? In just over a month, this hyper-masculine creature of ironic strength has surged past $1.6 MILLION raised in its presale. Oh, how the alpha-gecko market hath grown.

The incident is the 10th crypto-related kidnapping in France during the last few months, out of the 32 reported crimes globally. This indicates that France is increasingly experiencing a surge in crypto-related crimes. One wonders if the criminals are merely trying to keep up with the volatility of the market, or if they’ve simply forgotten that “hodling” means holding your breath until the ransom is paid. 🎯

In an X post that probably had at least one exclamation mark, UnknowDLT dropped two bombshells: the end of the Ripple-SEC case and the global rollout of ISO 20022. The lawsuit, which felt longer than a Dickens novel, finally wrapped up on August 22 when the Appeals Court gave its blessing to dismiss the case. Hooray! 🎉 But wait, there’s more. By November 22, the financial world will supposedly embrace ISO 20022, a fancy new messaging standard for payments. And guess what? Ripple’s payment solutions are already compliant. How convenient! 🤓

Analysts are guarding their $0.25 resistance points like dragons guarding treasure, while on-chain data screams, “Look at how secure our network is-no, seriously, nothing’s breaking this thing.” The security is so tight, even a particularly stubborn squirrel wouldn’t get past it.

In the great game of business optimization, Madrid has slid from the CEO chair to the more regal position of chairman. Meanwhile, Borget-whose job title now sounds like a superhero-has been promoted to global ambassador. Yes, he’s officially the face of The Sandbox at industry events, which means he’ll probably be rubbing elbows with the digital elite at all the hottest virtual parties. 🎉