qfx And guess what? This isn’t just a solo act. A bearish chart pattern is forming, and February-that historically grumpy month for Monero-is lurking around the corner. So, is this just a crypto nap, or are we in for a full-blown sell-off spectacle?
The market, ever the optimist, has already sent silver to $95.89-an all-time high-and the tin-pot stock of it has risen 31% this year. Seems the world is finally realizing that silver isn’t just for lining teacups and coating mirrors.
BitGo shall offer 11,026,365 Class A shares, while 795,230 more will be peddled by shareholders, as per a January 21st proclamation. “BitGo shall receive naught from the sale of shares by those cunning selling stockholders,” it declared, with the solemnity of a funeral orator.
Ondo Finance announced on January 21, 2026 that Ondo Global Markets is launching on Solana, bringing over 200 tokenized U.S. stocks and exchange-traded funds (ETFs)-backed by liquidity from NASDAQ and NYSE-to Solana’s ecosystem and its 3.2 million daily active users. Because nothing says “trust me” like a stock exchange’s liquidity.
Meanwhile, the crypto market, which prior to Trump’s ambition was as volatile as a caffeinated squirrel, took a nosedive. Bitcoin, the poster child of digital gold, lost 15% of its sparkle, and the supporting cast-those lower-tier altcoins-were down a staggering 70 to 90 percent. Predictably, markets didn’t quite follow the script of what everyone hoped for, because markets are about as predictable as a toddler with a fiery paintbrush.
At first glance, this collapse resembles a bearish ballad sung by the wind. But when one peers into the fog of participation, holder behavior, and derivatives, the melody shifts. Ah, yes-the story unfolds not as a simple dirge but as a farcical opera of market madness.
While the crypto markets, ever the opportunistic optimist, rallied like a dog chasing a car it didn’t understand, the human cost was steep. One might call it a masterclass in the art of the political about-face.
Solana, that tragicomic hero of crypto, failed to hold above $140, joining Bitcoin and Ethereum in their grand opera of decline. It slithered below $138 and $135, as if the very numbers conspired to mock it. The bears, now in full regalia, have dragged it below $132, where a pitiful low of $124 was etched into the annals of history.
“Ah, November,” mused Glassnode on X, “when the market trembled like a nervous debutante, and the whales-those leviathans of liquidity-swooped in to feast.” Their Accumulation Trend Score, a contraption of algorithms and perhaps a crystal ball, revealed the truth: the big players gobbled up BTC while the little folks, bless their panic-stricken hearts, sold their digital crumbs to buy groceries or therapy sessions.
Fresh whispers from the oracle Arkham reveal that Saylor’s audacity knows no bounds. In a single week, Strategy Inc. has devoured a jaw-dropping $2.16 billion in BTC, as if the red charts were but a quaint decoration. The average price? A mere $95,284. One wonders if Saylor’s pockets are lined with the very fabric of hubris.
