Is Solana’s Triangle Dance Leading to $164? You Won’t Believe It! 😂

Ah, within a recent missive on X, the sage Ali Martinez extols the virtues of Solana breaking through a line of resistance—a feat akin to a bird escaping a gilded cage! This resistance line, part of a Symmetrical Triangle, is a tale spun from the threads of technical analysis (TA). What a delightful and bewildering tapestry!

Crypto Chaos in Malta?

The review, which was published on Thursday, is focused on the conduct of Malta’s Financial Services Authority (MFSA) and its processes under the Markets in Crypto-Assets (MiCA) regulation 📊. This regulation, by the way, officially took effect across the EU in June 2024 📆.

Senate Bill Targets El Salvador’s Bitcoin Shenanigans!

In June, Senators Chris Van Hollen, Tim Kaine, and Alex Padilla introduced the “El Salvador Accountability Act of 2025” to the U.S. Senate, a bill focused on enacting sanctions on the executive branch of the country involved in corruption acts to “ship people to El Salvador in violation of their constitutional rights.”

Crypto Cards: The Trend That Just Won’t Die (and 152B Reasons Why)

Once the domain of the tech-obsessed, crypto cards now dictate the financial whims of the masses. Nearly one in ten Americans proudly strut about with these shiny cards, flaunting their digital wealth, while folks in Brazil, Portugal, and Slovenia appear to be throwing crypto parties and sending invites for more. 🎉

Altcoins: A Bounce or a Mirage? 🤔💰

Top analyst Carl Runefelt has unveiled a technical setup that suggests the altcoin market is now bouncing off a major support zone. This revelation has sparked a flurry of debate among traders and investors. Is this the dawn of a long-awaited altseason, or just a fleeting moment of relief before the market plunges again?