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In the annals of recent history, on the 18th of August, the total value of tokenized assets ascended to a princely sum of $26.3 billion, a staggering leap from the mere $12.4 billion observed in the same period last year, as reported by the ever-reliable scribes at rwa.xyz. 📜📈
Remember when BTC hit that fancy all-time high of $124,457 on Aug. 14? And the crypto market cap was flexing hard at $4.2 trillion? Feels like ancient history now, doesn’t it? Meanwhile, ETH was just $104 shy of setting a new record. It’s almost poetic how close they got before everything went *poof* 💨.
The S&P 500 opened 0.1% lower, while the Dow Jones Industrial Average stood still, contemplating its life choices. Meanwhile, the Nasdaq Composite managed a modest 0.2% gain, perhaps feeling slightly more optimistic about its future than the others. After two weeks of relentless gains, one can hardly blame them for taking a breather. Even superheroes need a day off, right? 🦸♂️
As the sun rises on this new venture, it is noted with a mix of awe and skepticism that CMB International stands as the first Chinese bank-owned securities firm to embrace the relentless march of time, offering such a service under the watchful gaze of Hong Kong’s regulatory framework. Industry sages, with their beards of wisdom, proclaim this a monumental leap towards the city’s aspirations of becoming a veritable Mecca for virtual assets. Who knew that the future of finance would come wrapped in the guise of a digital coin?
Our old friend Bitcoin took a little nap from its recent high of $124,517, as is the way with bull markets-think of it as a feller stretchin’ after dashin’ too hard. It’s slidin’ down the ladder toward the $115,000 mark-what the fancy folks call a ‘support zone,’ but I call it the place where the big boys decide whether to keep playin’ or call it a day. Below that, there’s the good ol’ $111,919 support-like a safety net, but only if you’re quick on your feet. Traders are eyein’ the $112,000-$113,000 range, hopin’ for a boost if folks start buyin’ like it’s a clearance sale. Miss that level, and things might accelerate into the bearish woods. 🐻
So, what’s the deal? Here’s the breakdown:
Markus, channeling his inner Mel Brooks, used a GIF of Kermit plummeting from a rooftop to perfectly capture crypto’s 2025 price trends. “Crypto when nearing ATHs in 2025,” he quipped. 😏 Because, let’s face it, every time crypto tries to hit a new high, it faceplants like a clown at a ballet recital. 🩰💨
The engineer who you claim “passed away by a missile” is still active on GitHub & Trello.
Seems he must have been revived from the dead it’s truly a miracle 🙌
the RSI, though still holding at 62 on the daily, has begun trending downward, while the MACD shows signs of bullish momentum cooling. The price is also hovering just ~1% above the 7-day EMA, teetering dangerously close to a potential breakdown below it. 🧨
In preparation for this cosmic event, deposits and withdrawals for ACE tokens will be paused starting at 08:00. Don’t panic-Binance assures us that no action is required from users. Just sit tight and let the wizards behind the curtain do their thing. 🧙♂️✨