qfx Earlier this year, Goldman Sachs, with its $1.4 billion stake, stood as the unchallenged monarch of this digital realm. But the winds of change are fickle, and Brevan Howard, with a cunning move, has seized the throne. Wall Street, that ancient citadel of wealth, trembles at the audacity of it all. 💼💥
BREAKING: Thanks to a marvelous 45% jump in average hashrate, plus some flair in both Bitcoin mining and HPC (High Performance Computing – don’t be too impressed), HIVE has hit an all-time high in revenue, net income, and Adjusted EBITDA. 🧵
A fresh wave of thinking has emerged, suggesting that Pi Coin is now playing in the same sandbox as the notorious meme coins, a shift that might just change its short-term future for better or worse. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.
But why, you ask, did they wait until the very last day to file their 2025 Q2 Form 13F with the Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC)? Ah, the suspense! It’s as if they were waiting for the perfect moment, much like a cat eyeing a mouse, to reveal their surprisingly high allocation in BlackRock’s Bitcoin ETF. After all, why rush when you can add a bit of drama to the proceedings? 🎭✨
Authorities say they were after more than just digital dust-the investigation uncovers a tangled web of money laundering and narcotics smuggling. They even found some shiny evidence linking those big Bitcoin bags to Jiřikovský’s dark past. Because what’s better than a guy who once traded dope on the black market and now tries to buy a little political favor, huh? 🕵️♂️💸
In the grand theatre of Shiba Inu’s recent escapades, one of the most compelling acts has been the persistent decline in the amount of SHIB languishing on centralized exchanges. According to the ever-watchful Glassnode, between July 31 and August 11, exchange reserves fell from 122.54 trillion to 121.31 trillion tokens-a decline of nearly 1%. One might say, “What’s a trillion tokens among friends?” But fear not, for this reduction is akin to a magician’s sleight of hand, as over 1.2 trillion SHIB have been whisked away from immediate trading circulation.
On Friday, the online arena made its grand announcement, promising transactions so fast, so cheap, and so secure that even Oscar Wilde himself might have quipped, “To delay is fatal; to transact is divine.” With AUSD now available on Polygon, players may create, compete, and conquer-all while their wallets grow fatter. Or at least, digitally heavier. 💼
In a most riveting tête-à-tête with the ever-astute Natalie Brunell, our anxious hero, Novogratz, expressed his trepidation regarding the current state of the crypto bazaar. “I’m a little nervous in general,” he confided, “that there’s what feels to be a frenzy. We are getting five calls a week on new balance sheet companies. Like at one point, that’s what bubbles feel like… when the cab drivers are asking you about the balance sheet companies.” Ah, the cab drivers! The true barometers of financial wisdom! 🚖💰
This so-called “market expert” claims that massive capital inflows are creating some kind of magical multiplier effect for XRP’s market cap. Apparently, $3 billion pouring in could push the price to around $540, while $8 billion would take it all the way up to $1,437. That’s right: eight measly billion dollars and suddenly we’re living in a world where one XRP costs more than your monthly rent. 🏠💸 Oh, and don’t forget-most of the supply is supposedly illiquid, which means even small investments can cause prices to skyrocket faster than Larry David dodging a conversation with an ex. 🚀
