Whales Dumping ETH? 🤑 Hold Onto Your Top Hats, Old Sport!

These chaps, sitting on a staggering 1.21 million Ether (ETH), valued at a jaw-dropping $5.6 billion, have sold 19,461 ETH at an average price of $4,532. So says the ever-watchful blockchain analytics platform Lookonchain, in a Wednesday post on X. Quite the kerfuffle, what?

DOGE’s Wild Ride: Whales, Flags, and Golden Crosses 🌊🚀

Dogecoin (DOGE), the coin born of memes and mirth, has climbed 22% in the past week and 7.5% in the last 24 hours, trading at $0.24. Daily volume stands at $3.45 billion, a testament to the fervor of its followers. Analyst Trader Tardigrade, with the gravitas of a soothsayer, declares a bull flag breakout on the 4-hour chart, setting a target of $0.295. A flag, they say, formed by an advance from $0.20 to $0.24, followed by a consolidation that slopes downward like the hopes of a pessimist. Now, the price has broken above the upper channel, a technical omen of continued ascent. Support levels hover at $0.23 and $0.22, while resistance looms at $0.25. 📈🎢

US & Allies Take Down BlackSuit, Snatch $1M Crypto! 💸

On August 11, 2025, the Justice Department declared that U.S. and global law enforcement agencies, a veritable who’s who of the “good guys,” orchestrated a raid on BlackSuit in late July. The operation was led by the Department of Homeland Security, with the Secret Service, IRS, FBI, and police from the UK, Germany, Ireland, France, Canada, Ukraine, and Lithuania all lending a hand. What a noble endeavor! 🕵️♂️

SushiSwap’s Stirring Saga: The DeFi Drama That Left Us in Stitches! 😂🍣

This bright-eyed contender emerged in August 2020, eager to wrest the crown from the head of Uniswap, the reigning monarch of decentralized exchanges (DEX), a throne from which it had literally been snatched. Alas, what was expected to be a triumphant grapevine of blossoming fortunes has lately turned into a tale of mismanagement that would make even the most seasoned soap opera enthusiast shake their head.

Ethereum Price On A Rocket? But What If It Crashes? 😅

According to our hero Yashasedu, Ethereum might be gearing up for another wild ride-especially if it starts acting like it did in past bull runs. Back in 2017 and 2021, ETH liked to hang out with 30-35% of Bitcoin’s value. Now, it’s like déjà vu with all signs pointing in that direction.

FTX Customers Claim Law Firm Was Key Player in Crypto Fraud – Shocking Revelations!

On a rather eventful Monday, FTX’s disgruntled customers filed a motion to amend their complaint against the law firm, claiming it was involved in the crypto exchange’s scandalous misdeeds before it took its fateful tumble. This action follows a previous complaint filed in June 2023, where they boldly stated that the firm might have exceeded its usual duties and, dare I say, could be guilty of conspiring in, aiding, and abetting none other than Bankman-Fried’s purported misdeeds. What a tangled web we weave, eh?

Whale Alert! DOGE Soars 5.6% Before the Profit-Taking Party Crashes the Fun 🎉

DOGE flexed its muscles with a 5.6% gain in the 23-hour period ending August 13, climbing from $0.225 to $0.233 in a wild $0.0198 range (8.8% volatility).

Morning trade established $0.220 as a firm support level, backed by a volume that was more than your average Netflix binge-watch at 387.7M. Price took off between 12:00-20:00, soaring from $0.221 to $0.238 before the evening resistance said, “Not today!”

Ripple’s Legal Drama Ends: XRP Soars 4% and Institutional Buyers Go Wild! 🚀

XRP has risen a sprightly 4% in the 24-hour period ending August 13, climbing from $3.15 to $3.25 within a $0.20 range (6% volatility).
The bulk of the gains occurred between 12:00 and 20:00, when the price waltzed from $3.15 to $3.30 on a volume that could make a whale blush-exceeding 140M units. Resistance forms at $3.30 as buying momentum slows, while support consolidates at $3.25-$3.26, showing orderly profit-taking without breaking the bullish structure. Bravo! 👏