qfx “I’m out, safe and free,” Carrone tweeted, probably while doing a little victory dance. “Things looked as grim as a troll’s underwear drawer for a bit, but thanks to a bunch of mates from the UAE, UK, US, Europe, Argentina, and even the Catholic Church (yes, you read that right), I’m sipping tea in Europe now.” ☕✈️
According to some fancy analytics firm called Glassnode-sounds like a rock band-they’re talking about the “Realized Profit” of the long-term holders. Basically, the guys who hold onto their Bitcoin for more than 155 days, like it’s some sort of emotional investment. The longer they hold, the less they’d sell, right? Wrong. Even the strongest hands love a quick sell when the price hits some sky-high. It’s like, “Oh, this is my chance to vanquish my parents’ financial fears!”
Imagine the scene: the cryptocurrency realm, once a murky swamp of uncertainty, suddenly lit up like a firework display on New Year’s Eve. 🎆 Why? Because the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) finally called it quits in their never-ending squabble with Ripple Labs. Even Bradley Garlinghouse and Chris Larsen could probably be spotted doing a victory dance. 🕺💼
BeInCrypto, ever the vigilant observer, hath cast its gaze upon three meme coins that may yet stir the souls of investors. But beware, dear reader, for in this realm of digital folly, even the brightest stars may plummet into the abyss.
Ether, ever the steady companion, hovered nobly above $4,200, gaining a respectable 0.8%. Meanwhile, poor Solana (SOL), Dogecoin (DOGE), and Sui (SUI) stumbled, losing 3%-4%. A tragicomic performance, indeed. 😅
Bailey, in a casual but slightly showy post on social media platform X, says he plans to hit the ‘buy’ button Tuesday. It’s a date with destiny, or at least with a very, very expensive crypto transaction.
“Behold!” he proclaimed, “these so-called intelligent agents are but a mirage, a fleeting shadow of what true intelligence should be!” With a twinkle in his eye, he argued that systems which allow for greater human input yield not only better results but also a sprinkle of safety-like a dash of salt on a fine dish. This was his first major soliloquy since he shared his musings on ETH Treasury firms, which, let’s be honest, could use a bit of his sage advice. 🍽️
Friends! Citizens! Unfortunates who still believe spreadsheets can atone for sins! Gather ye close, for I, chronicler of absurdities, must recount how the grand Nasdaq titan Safety Shot-ironically a firm peddling an “anti-hangover elixir”-has purchased twenty-five million dollars’ worth of BONK, which, as every child in Petersburg now knows, is nothing more than the digital ghost of a Shiba-Inu’s sneeze. 🤷♂️
According to CNBC, whose reporters apparently live in a parallel timezone where urgency tastes like cold coffee, the deed was done with literally hours to spare-much like that friend who swears they’ll “just reply later” and then texts “sorry, on way!” at 11:58 p.m. If Trump hadn’t dashed off his signature, the tariffs would have snapped back at the stroke of midnight like a pumpkin turning into an economic carriage of doom. 🧙♂️🎃
In a missive flung into the void of X, CryptoVizArt.₿, the intrepid explorer of Glassnode, dares to question the very fabric of our financial delusions. The “Correlation,” that mystical indicator which purports to measure the symbiotic dance of assets, is laid bare as a charlatan’s trick. When positive, it sings of harmony; when negative, it wails of discord. Yet, in the case of Bitcoin and the money supplies of the Group of Seven (G7), the dance is but a chaotic waltz, devoid of rhythm or reason. 🎭
