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Whilst a chant is heard in the markets claiming the vivacious silver bull has reached the steep verge of its crests, UBS prognosticates that this rally, which in 2025 rendered silver the darling of investors, shall persist with gusto. Indeed, the bank has, in a recent tome, revised its price prophecies significantly for both the shimmering gold and, naturally, silver. Their sages now anticipate gold might bask in the splendor of $5,000 by the twilight of Q1, while silver, with coy promise, might rise to $85 in the same season.

The STH-SOPR, that enigmatic oracle of the blockchain world, has started to whisper secrets of potential trend reversal. According to CryptoMe, a pseudonymous prophet of the crypto desert, this metric has done the unthinkable: it crossed the 1.0 threshold. Is this a sign of salvation, or merely a mirage in the sands of market whimsy? 🌵

B3, Brazil’s largest stock exchange, is making changes to offer more trading time to its crypto and gold futures investors. 🌀💰

La plainte fut déposée le neuf janvier 2026, devant le tribunal de district de l’État de Washington, selon les registres, et Claver se présente comme le fondateur et le chef de Digital Ascension Group et Digital Wealth Partners. 🎭🏛️

Now, these oligarchs of crypto clutch 80% of AAVE’s total supply, their vaults brimming with enough tokens to make a whale blush. Meanwhile, the so-called “whales” (read: greedy sacks of cash) swelled by 66%, their wallets ballooning from 120k to 200k millionaires as retail investors fled like rats from a sinking ship. 🚢🐀

In a galaxy not so far away, crypto exchange Coinbase (Nasdaq: COIN) unveiled its master plan to conquer the universe-or at least the global markets. On the fateful day of Jan. 9, 2026, they detailed their epic journey of expanding scale, deeper liquidity, and product innovation that would make even the most seasoned trader go, “Huh? But in a good way.”

On the ninth day of January, in the year 2026, Ripple’s maestro, Brad Garlinghouse, took to the digital stage of X to trumpet the company’s accelerating saga. With a flourish of his quill, he extolled acquisitions, licensing triumphs, and the central role of XRP in this grand narrative of the Internet of Value. 🎭📢

Ethereum co-founder Vitalik Buterin authored a provocative confession: Bitcoin maximalists have been right all along 📝. They saw the biggest threat of crypto in its early days – and it’s not what you think 😏.  

The new Creator Fee Sharing system lets project teams distribute fees to up to 10 different wallets, transfer coin ownership, and revoke update authority. Both creators and Community Takeover (CTO) administrators can now assign specific fee percentages after a token launches through Pump.fun’s web and mobile interfaces. 🎯

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