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This Japanese outfit already holds 17,132 BTC (as of July 31, 2025). But no, that’s not good enough. They’re looking for flexible financing options to turbocharge their initial strategy from January. Oh, and guess what? They’ve called an extraordinary general meeting for September 1, 2025, to amend their Articles of Incorporation. Because nothing screams “extraordinary” like changing corporate rules to hoard more crypto. 🤷‍♂️

According to the Directorate General of Taxes (who knew such a title existed?), Indonesia’s crypto tax revenue has been bouncing between Rp500 billion ($31.25 million) and Rp600 billion ($36.40 million). And here’s the kicker: back in 2022, when they first started this little experiment, they were only pulling in a measly $15 billion annually. Measly, I say! Though there was a slight dip along the way—because life loves irony—the numbers have surged again, reaching as high as $37.98 billion last year. Bravo, Indonesia. Truly, you’ve mastered the art of taxing digital dreams. 🎩✨

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Institutional adoption? Check. Regulatory clarity? Check. Technical momentum? Double-check! These bad boys are ready to break out and steal the show. 🎭🎉

Monsieur Elkaleh observes—with the exasperation of an art critic forced to review a paint-by-numbers—that Ethereum, once the darling of dilettante developers and messianic programmers, now lurches through Wall Street’s echoing halls as a mere flicker on a Bloomberg terminal. Billions course into ETFs like overzealous salmon, but our digital Prometheus is riskily poised to become another “digital gold”—shiny, untouchable, and about as thrilling as a spreadsheet convention.

But Schwartz, ever the charming raconteur, stepped forward with the suavest of smiles to clarify: “Not so fast, monsieur! This is less ‘Hate, Hate, Hate’ and more ‘Legal Risks, Risks, Risks.’” Because apparently, in crypto land, love is complicated and so is law. And thus begins our tale.

Now, the analyst—who’s probably got more charts than a New England weather vane—says XRP’s monthly chart shows signs of breakin’ out like a jackrabbit from a hat. It’s done done climbed above the high it hit back in 2018, which means, according to him, it’s got room to run. His rough estimate? Well, he reckons it might move from its current spot—about $2.92—up to a range between $8.70 and $15, just based on history and the way momentum’s been building. He says, “If we just follow the last move’s pattern, $15 isn’t out of the question—no sir.”

En vérité, nos chers investisseurs, tout comme des amoureux éperdus, ont décidé de jouer leur va-tout. Deux petites semaines et demie, et c’est près de 946 millions de XRP — oui, vous avez bien entendu — pour plus de 2,86 milliards de dollars, qui furent vendus et… déposés dans le coffre-fort des banques d’échange. Bravo! On fête la déprime ou la prudence? Peu importe, car notre capitaine, ce cher Alexis Sirkia, de la Yellow Network, assure que cette purge n’est qu’un passage, une passade! 🤡

Launched in the merry month of April, Babylon aims to tackle the age-old woes of latency, security, and programmability that have plagued its BTC brethren. It’s like a knight in shining armor, ready to slay the dragons that layer-2 projects have been battling for ages. 🐉

But, you ask, how did we get here? Well, it was during his grand address on Thursday that Mr. Atkins revealed this ambitious plan. It’s a stark contrast to the days of yore when Gary Gensler, his predecessor, ruled with an iron fist, cracking down on the digital asset industry like a dragon guarding its treasure. Oh, how the crypto community rejoiced at the news of a change in policy! 🎉