qfx But alas, as if under a Puckish spell, it descended in a dance of whimsy to about $0.85 as the year 2025 dawned. Volatility was its consort, fetching $1.00 swiftly, then falling below $0.55 like Phaeton from his chariot, only to resurge to nearly $1.20 by March. Yet, the malaise continued, with calamitous “corrections” and spikes rather akin to ectasias, culminating in a lamentable 60% plummet as the year’s curtain fell. 😢
For over ten years, Crenshaw graced the SEC, with an impressive five-year commissioner stint starting in August 2020. Her term was supposed to expire in June 2024, but she stuck around longer than a cat on a hot tin roof because the Senate forgot to confirm a replacement. Spoiler alert: they never did! 🐱👤
MYX Finance has undergone a sharp momentum reversal after a strong New Year rally. Since January 1, 2026, MYX surged nearly 78%, climbing from the $2.20-$2.30 range to a local high near $3.90-$4.00, supported by expanding volume and momentum-driven entries. This move was largely fueled by short-term traders chasing consecutive resistance breaks, a habit as common as sipping tea in a London drawing room. 🍵
Bitcoin’s price has been playing a game of hopscotch between $85,000 and $90,000, which is about as stable as my internet connection during a Zoom call. The long-term holders have hit the brakes on their selling spree, creating what financial wizards like to call “potential accumulation zones.” Sounds fancy, right?
On the illustrious day of January 2, our sage of numbers, Julio Moreno, the esteemed head honcho of CryptoQuant’s research, unveiled that what was initially heralded as a grand spectacle of “whale” purchasing was, in fact, nothing more than the internal shuffling of the exchanges themselves. Oh, what a tangled web we weave!
Grayscale, that paragon of innovation, has made Avalanche exposure more accessible. The firm filed a second amendment to its $AVAX ETF S-1, now allowing the fund to stake up to 70% of its AVAX holdings. One might say it’s a gamble with the devil, but with more paperwork. 🎰
Oh, Ethereum, thy staking system is a ballet of patience and greed, where ETH gathers like clouds before a storm, only to be tethered by the chains of protocol. While traders gaze at charts, blind to the poetry of the network, the validator queue stands as a silent bard, recounting tales of delay and desire. 🎭
Speaking from the New York Stock Exchange on Taking Stock, Pham said 2026 will mark the moment when crypto, tokenization, and blockchain move from testing to full-scale institutional use. One might say it’s the long-awaited arrival of the “digital age” that’s been “just around the corner” since the dawn of the internet 🕹️.
After a sluggish end to last year, it seems investors had a sudden case of the “FOMO” (Fear Of Missing Out) and decided to dive right back in. Who knew that mere days into January, they’d be channeling their inner Scrooge McDuck, swimming through digital coins instead of gold?
