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Now, I don’t know about you, but it sounds like the US is trying to teach India a lesson in geopolitical etiquette. Trump’s message? “India, you can’t just go around making friends with whoever you want, especially when they’re on our naughty list.” 🙅‍♂️🚫

In his tweet, he elucidates the most splendid method to present one’s product to the discerning eyes of crypto investors. One might say it is akin to teaching a cat to fetch—an endeavor fraught with challenges, yet not without its rewards.

So there you have it! While Ethereum stands proudly as a digital titan after a decade of innovation, this anniversary also highlights the deeply hidden warts — like privacy, a noble idea that floats away like a balloon in a hurricane whenever you dare to touch it. 🎈💨

The green wave for ether ETFs is more unstoppable than a Mel Brooks punchline! Tuesday, July 29, marked the 18th day of this wild ride, with $218.64 million pouring in. Blackrock’s ETHA is the life of the party, pulling in $223.73 million. A tiny $5.09 million outflow from 21shares’ CETH tried to crash the party but failed miserably. Trading hit $1.58 billion, pushing net assets to $21.61 billion. That’s what I call a *spicy meatball* of growth! 🥳🚀

Ah, the enigmatic H100 Group, those whimsical wizards of wealth, have deigned to embellish their Bitcoin boudoir with an additional 56.9 BTC, procured at the ludicrously lofty price of SEK 1,135,364 per glittering coin—truly, a sum that might make Midas himself blush with envy. This capricious caper elevates their hoard to a grandiose total of … Read more

The news broke on X (formerly known as Twitter, before the rebranding coup d’état) where crypto sage Xaif, peering beyond the curtain like a modern-day Woland, announced that Ethereum and XRP might soon rub shoulders with Bitcoin in the nation’s collection. Anxious traders clutched their ledgers; degens prayed briefly; meme creators well, they did what meme creators always do.

Every one of these coins has a tale as tall as Paul Bunyan, drawing in traders like moths to a flame. Shall we dive into this folly? 😉

Summary

In his latest chat with Wilfred Frost on the Master Investor podcast, Dalio, who runs this hedge fund called Bridgewater Associates (never heard of it, right?), lays down the law about diversifying. Apparently, with US debt skyrocketing and global tensions simmering like your neighbor’s infamous hot sauce, you’ve gotta start taking this “hedging” business seriously.

As thou embark on transactions within the comforting embrace of domestic exchanges, be prepared to pay a modest tax of 0.21% on the transaction value—an increase, alas, from the paltry 0.1%. Yet, the true indignity befalls those adventurous souls trading through foreign exchanges, where the tax shall climb from a mere 0.2% to a staggering 1%! One can only wonder whether they shall soon demand a crown upon payment. 👑