TRX to the Moon? 🚀 (Maybe…)

According to those who track such things (crypto.news, in this case), TRX wobbled around a bit, peaking at $0.286 on December 31st, before settling for a quiet life at $0.284. Which, as of today, is 5% better than its December slump and a whopping 35% up from its annual low. So, progress. Sort of. 🎉

Shocking Revelation: Small Altcoins Poised to Explode in 2026! 🚀

Picture it: by late December 2025, prediction markets boasted over $4.5 billion in weekly notional volume-think of it as the crypto world’s record-breaking marathon, with an extra shot of adrenaline. This was a nifty 12.5% jump week-over-week, perhaps signaling that the old joke about ‘predicting the unpredictability’ is finally giving way to actual serious money.

Crypto’s Dark Horse: ETH’s 2026 Gamble

On the higher timeframe, Ethereum is still stuck in a Wyckoff Accumulation structure 📚, a never-ending cycle of accumulation and consolidation 🤯. After the Selling Climax (SC) and Automatic Rally (AR) phases, ETH spent an extended period in Phase B, marked by volatility and repeated tests of demand 📊. It’s like watching a cat chasing its tail – entertaining, but ultimately, going nowhere 🐈.

Crypto ETFs? More Like Crypto Confetti! 🎉

Bitwise, the crypto version of a person who’s convinced they’re a genius, has once again thrown its hat into the ring. The ETFs would track assets like Zcash, Sui, and Hyperliquid. Because who doesn’t want to invest in a cryptocurrency named “Hyperliquid”? 💸

Bitcoin’s New Year’s Party: Will Greed Crash the Crypto Sleigh Ride? 🐴💸

Santiment, the analytics firm with a budget for graphs and a questionable sense of humor, just dropped a post claiming social media’s buzzing with BTC bullishness. Their secret sauce? Filtering “higher” and “above” to find the shiny optimists, while “lower” and “below” hunt for the grumpy bears. Groundbreaking stuff, right? 🕵️♂️

Binance Plays Cards: Visa & Mastercard Withdrawals Gone for Ukraine Users 😬💳

Binance, that old fox of crypto, has decided to tinker with its payment services in Ukraine. Starting December 29, 2025, users there will find their Visa and Mastercard withdrawals frozen-like a penguin in a snowstorm. Binance says it’s temporary, but hey, who’s ever seen a temporary fix last longer than a TikTok trend? Customer notices confirm the cold shoulder: no more direct bank card withdrawals for Ukrainians. Meanwhile, deposits and crypto trading remain untouched, because why not keep the good stuff?

XRP’s Wild Ride: 690% Surge or Catastrophic Crash? 🤡💸

XRP Chart from Javon Marks

Marks, with the confidence of a soothsayer reading tea leaves, declares that XRP is on the cusp of a “measured move”-a technical incantation that, historically, has summoned explosive price surges from the ether. But beware, for the current price structure is as bearish as a Moscow winter, and the token teeters on the edge of oblivion, trading below $2. Yet, our intrepid analyst remains undeterred, insisting that XRP could yet defy gravity and soar into the stratosphere, leaving the market gasping in astonishment. 🦅💥