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In the last day, Ethereum’s been throwing a proper tantrum with price jumps that’d make a kangaroo jealous. Coinglass reports a whopping $124.5 million in ETH positions got wiped out, hitting longs and shorts alike—fair’s fair in love and liquidations, I suppose. This chaos followed a snooze-fest of low volatility, with IntoTheBlock’s data showing ETH’s wild swings calming from a manic 53.9% down to a more sedate 47.6%. Meanwhile, the big fish—whales, if you will—have gone quiet, their transaction volumes plunging from a boastful $21.3 billion to a measly $5.9 billion in a week. It’s like they all decided to take a holiday at once. 😴

Enter our crypto oracle, EGRAG CRYPTO. He’s been practicing prophetic frequency and claims XRP could plummet to a shocking $0.80. How did he get there? Oh, easy peasy! Based on historical price drama and technical reveals that would make a soap opera jealous.

Under the pilot program overseen by the Dubai Virtual Assets Regulatory Authority (VARA), this development provides an opportunity for common investors to utilize sophisticated trading tools.

In a press release dripping with corporate optimism, PayPal President and CEO Alex Chriss declared, “Businesses of all sizes face incredible pressure when growing globally.” Incredible pressure, indeed—like deciding whether to accept PYUSD or just stick to boring old dollars. But fret not, for PayPal is here to “remove these barriers” and help businesses achieve their wildest dreams. Dreams of what, exactly? Becoming trillionaires via Shiba Inu tokens? One can only hope. 🐶

Now, when Joe Kernen, the host, asked Pomp about Bitcoin and Ethereum getting all this attention, Pomp confidently declared that Bitcoin is the king of the market. I mean, who needs a crown when you have a digital coin, right? 👑 He says Wall Street is all about Bitcoin, not Ethereum or those other wannabe altcoins. Sure, Ethereum and Solana are getting some love, but they haven’t hit new highs like Bitcoin. It’s like being the best player on a losing team. You’re still the best, but it’s not saying much.

And guess what? This reserve has managed to make friends with 64 active participants. That’s like a bar where everyone’s cheering for the same sports team… except the fans are holding ETH instead of nachos. Since April, it’s been a non-stop ETH party with no signs of stopping!

And there we stood, watching as the weekly closing of gold dipped below the majestic $3357, hinting at a possible retest of this level and more bearish pressure. But let’s not get too gloomy just yet; the FOMC is around the corner, and anything can happen in the financial circus. 🎪

This noble Cardano, fired up by aspiration, embarks upon the week with a bullish might! Like a determined suitor, he returns to the upper bounds of his short-term ascending channel. Behold! The chart presented by the wise Ssesbi unveils a delightful inverse head-and-shoulders structure, ready to challenge the horizontal resistance lurking around $0.855. What merriment shall ensue as he aims for the next target of $0.90!

The correction might drag on indefinitely, but oh joy, some dubious technical whispers hint at a reversal setup lurking in the shadows, as if the charts have suddenly grown a sense of drama. 😏

Enter Ethereum, the dashing protagonist of this act, strutting onto the stage with over $1.5 billion in inflows—a performance worthy of a standing ovation. Not to be outdone, Solana and XRP joined the ensemble cast, delivering soliloquies of success that left Bitcoin looking rather… well, passé. 🎤✨